http://www.frankwank.com/

LITTLE FRANKIE WANKANOWICZ CHECKING THE MERCH FOR DEFECTS

"What's a nice girl like you doing with a fucking piece of shit like me?"

OK. So not entirely Conneryesque in it's "slip-it-up-the-jaxie" smoothness but much more fucking honest and if honesty means anything to you this self-proclaimed SUPERAGENT Frank "Benjamin" (ain't it always about the Benjamins, baby?) also known as FRANK WANK, is nothing if not a man of "sinister means." A pastiche of porn prototypes from the animal-printed pimp to the P-38 touting purveyor of death between the sheets, the bejeweled Wank is responsible for this genius couplet coming after hours and hours of secret agently fucking:

HER: "So, now, what about my money?"
WANK: "Money?"

Which is precisely why he gets the MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME superdecoding badge of fucking. And honor. But mostly fucking.

Here's to YOU, Comrade Franksk.