Welcome to EXPLOITED MOMS!

MORE PARKS SAUSAGES MOM....PLEASE!!!!!

The allure has been insidious. The temptations persistent. Like some weird kind of motherfucking freakin' drug. Emphasis on motherfucking.

What the hell are we talking about?

EXPLOITED MOMS. Sure they advertise with us but that's not even the point. The point is our unhealthy obsession with seeing the sex-abandoned brigades of forgotten 40 year olds fucking like there's no tomorrow which, considering the advanced age of some of these bitches, might just be the case.

Maybe it goes back to high school and sitting there wondering what Mrs. Mutnick would look like with a mouthful of cock.

Maybe it has to do with the fact that a 19-year-old sucks cock like a 19-year-old sucks cock. (Hint: inexpertly).

Or maybe it just has to do with the fact that these broads are FUCKING HAPPY TO BE GETTING FUCKED.

I don't know.

But I think I must go back to their page and um, check again. Just to see if maybe I could get anymore, like, insight into the whole issue.