Hustler

Rating: ONE & A HALF "Bait and Switch" BUSTED NUTS

Young Latin Ass #7 seems to be about asses. You'd think so. I dunno. I just had a feeling.

It's not really about asses. Out of the five women in the vid, only two get ass fucked. Oh, sure, the rest of the chicks have asses, we're relieved to say, and they're young, but if a video is going to be attempted to be sold to us via its assy virtuosity, there had better be some goddamn ass fucking, like, en masse.

Now that we're examining, claiming the Latin-ness of these young asses is suspect, as well. MYA MASON? A Latina? Not that we've ever been bummed to see her skinny, tight, tight, slender bod in vids, but not only is the long-fucking starlet with the shining record for all-hole torture NOT take it in every hole here, but she now has disgusting fake boobs, which ruins her. Can anyone make sense of a porn chick making herself uglier and doing *less* in order to prolong her career?

SAY "ADIOS" TO MYA MASON'S NATURALLY PERFECT BREASTS. AY, QUE LASTIMA.

The back of the box claims slender, lovely "Vanessa loves getting her pretty face covered in cum!" She was no doubt bummed and still wanting after her scene, because the dude drops trace amounts of liquid children on her chin. She looks at the camera and fiddles with what load she can, and we're sure she's stifling a snicker.

What a bunch of crap. -- STEELY ROB

But it NOW, if you must.