Cruel Media

Rating: ONE "Sadistic Cruelty" BUSTED NUTS

It's a conspiracy. It's gotta be. The only Euro porn we get anymore Stateside involves hot Euro babes, sure, but they don't get fucked by dudes. Instead, they twiddle around with themselves with fruit and vegetables, we guess until the battery on the video camera ran out. We've never been so jealous of a cucumber. They're calling this kind of porn "Cruel Media." Cruelty, indeed. Oh, lord, what have we done to deserve this? -- STEELY ROB

Buy it ANYWAY! For someone you HATE.