AND because SkullGame has collectively thrown its vast support behind the Nigra in the upcoming presidential election, there is this.

THIS BEE-YATCH HAS BEEN APPROVED BY ME, BARACK "MOTHERFUCKIN'" OBAMA.

JESSICA SIMPSON'S ASS, WHEN NOT FULL OF COCK, MAKING NOISES. THAT SMELL.

"DID YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE IN THE MIDST OF THE WORST FINANCIAL DISASTER IN AMERICAN HISTORY OUTSIDE OF THE GREAT DEPRESSION?" JESSICA SIMPSON'S FLATULENT ASS DID!"

DALLAS (SkullGame) -- Pop "star"-turned-country "singer" JESSICA SIMPSON has heaped praise on her quarterback beau Tony Romo for sticking by her -- specifically, her ass -- because she constantly, and aggressively, farts, up to and including possibly extremely wet near-shits. The blonde beauty, who scored her first number one country CD in the U.S. last week in a sign that the Apocalypse is now upon us, credits her NFL star boyfriend as the grounding factor in her shit-stained Hollywood lifestyle.

And the star admits it may be tough for Romo to stick with her, because her ass smells like a concentration camp.

She tells SkullGame.com, "Tony is a great quarterback, but he's a better boyfriend. Through all the chaos and torment and everything I go through, I can lay in his arms and finally rest. To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. Unless I have a cock in my ass? I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC's."

As of press time Romo, clothes pin on his nose, was greasing up his crank for inclusion in the dirty brown hole of America's Sweetheart.

THE MADONNA MASSACRE CONTINUES, CLAIMING NEW VICTIMS

MADONNA, ABOUT TO SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF ANOTHER CAREER. OTHER THAN HER OWN, WE MEAN. BY ADVISING GWYNETH PALTROW. ON THE PURCHASE OF NEGROES.

LONDON (SkullGame) -- GWYNETH PALTROW has credited MADONNA with "helping" her to kick the baby blues following the birth of her son Moses, because the pop star's wise words gave the Oscar winner the will to get on with her life.

The actress insists her pal's reputation as a tough-talking, workaholic, cock hungry cunt is not deserved because she has a caring, cock hungry cunt side and often helps those "closest" to her through difficult periods. As long as that help does not involve cash.

Paltrow says, "She is one of the most caring women and then she's also a very tough woman. ... She's very wise and she has a very soft, soft side. Exhibited usually whilst she is leeching your career of its last bit of life."

Madonna's best advice came during "a long wine-soaked dinner" as Paltrow was battling depression over "being a talentless bitch with more money than God."

Paltrow adds, "I thought she'd really know a lot about being a talentless bitch with more than God and she really helped me out of my post-natal depression. She kinda made me see that my post-natal depression was an opportunity for me to change certain things about the way I was living and the way I was going forward. All to become a better career destroyer. I can't wait to tell my husband in that band Coldplay whose career I will soon be destroying."

Baseball great Alex Rodriguez agreed with "absolutely goddamned everything.