Burning Angel

Rating: ONE "Ooh, I Just Had an Ink Orgasm" BUSTED NUTS

I've finally figured out why chicks get retarded tattoos just about all over their bodies. I've finally figured out why women would want to ruin the most sexy part of their looks --- their skin --- by indelibly covering it up with asinine, third-rate drawings and "deep" meanings that will be relevant to their lives forever... so long as forever means they progress not at all as human beings mentally, emotionally, or physically from now until Armageddon... or until the tattoos fade.

I've figured it out. Finally.

It's because you can have tattoo sex. Yeah, it feels good not only to cum on a tattoo, but to have a tattoo cum-med on. At least, as far as the premise of this fuck flick leads us to believe. I don't know what these women are waiting for to cover their entire epidermis with ink, and possibly also have tattoos done inside the orifices in which cocks could enter. And also in their noses, that way they could snort cum like it were lines of coke.

LEXI BARDOT THINKS A COCK IN HER PUSSY FEELS PRETTY GOOD, BUT WHAT SHE'D REALLY LIKE IS IF THE MOOK HERE WOULD RUB HIS DICK ON HER UPPER ARM.

It makes you wonder why the people in this movie even bother sticking cocks in mouths, pussies, or asses as is. – STEELY ROB

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