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"HEEEEREEEE'S JOHNNY..." DRUNKEN, COKE FIEND, SERIAL OVERWEIGHT SEXAHOLICS FOR HILLARY CAMPAIGN KICKS OFF IN JACK NICHOLOSON'S L.A. JACUZZI

"HILLARY'S MY, MMMGGGHPPH, MY....WAIT A MINUTE...GODDAMN IT...DID I OR DID I NOT ASK FOR FUCKING MAYO HERE..."

LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) — JACK NICHOLSON and Rob Reiner's latest project to not involve cocaine, underage girls, and golf clubs is being unleashed on the Internet with a distinctly political theme.

The E-endorsement for Senator HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON cobbles together clips from Nicholson's most famous movies involving axes, guns, and sluts and includes the scene in "A Few Good Men," directed by Reiner, when he says there's nothing sexier than saluting a woman. Who is naked. And holding.

The video, gayly entitled "Jack and Hill," also includes scenes from Nicholson's more murderous roles as The Joker in "Batman" and Jack Torrance in "The Shining."

The message of the clip is...well, it is, er, that, uh, that Clinton "has a plan to deal with the nearly 47 million Americans without health care."

The movie also contends she will end the Iraq war and restore America's credibility abroad by defeating the scourge of malaria, poverty, bad taste, and music by anybody English.

The Clinton campaign wasn't in on the video making, up to and including all the massive drug huffing that's accompanied it, and thusfar hasn't commented except to say, "NEGROES WILL RAPE YOUR WOMEN!!!!"

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STAGGERINGLY INEBRIATED EX-WIFE OF TOM "I'M NOT GAY" CRUISE DENIES INEBRIATION, GAYNESS, BUT NOT STAGGERINGLY PART.

KATHY GRIFFIN, RECREATING THE NICOLE KIDMAN EVENT, FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF, ACTUALLY NO ONE OUTSIDE OF ENGLISH BOB & HIS CAMERA

LONDON (SkullGame) -- NICOLE KIDMAN's publicist has slammed reports the pregnant actress was spotted boozing backstage at the Oscars, insisting the star would never be so careless with her health. At least insofar as it ain't involving some possibly bi-sexual sausage.

New York Post columnist Cindy Adams claimed Kidman was sipping wine at the Academy Awards on Sunday, and her report has fired up publicist Catherine Olim.

In a statement sent to skullgame.com, Olim fumes, "Nicole Kidman most certainly did NOT drink white wine or any other alcoholic beverage backstage. She had water and lemon zinger tea. That's it. I know, I was there with her. Look I cannot remember that last time that Cindy Adams got anything right, that nasty Jew cunt. She's an idiot, and you can quote me. Fuckface."