HOLLYWOOD (SkullGame) -- HEATH LEDGER is dead? Who's that? He's Australian? And he's not gay? But he spent half the Chink's movie kissing another man? And he's dead? Heath Ledger? Who's that?

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HOMO-ATTACKER REPUBLICAN LARRY CRAIG & HIS "WIFE"

BOISE, IDAHO (SKULLGAME) --EIGHT men say they either had sex with flamebucket Sen. Larry Craig or were targets of homo-sex advances by the Idaho lawmaker at various times during his political career as a homo-sex advancer, a newspaper reported Sunday. One of the men is the former escort whose allegations disgraced the faggot Rev. Ted Haggard, former president of the National Association of Evangelicals, the Idaho Statesman reported.

The newspaper identified four men and reported details of the encounters they say involved Craig, cocks and locker rooms and hot oil massages. It also reported the accounts of four other men who did not agree to be identified but who described sexual advances or encounters involving the conservative Republican, who opposes same-sex marriage, but apparently not fuckery, and has a strong record against gay rights.

Craig pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct after being accused by an undercover officer of soliciting gay sex at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport men's room and later called a news conference to deny that he is gay. Because as we all know gay men don't suck cock in men's rooms.

The newspaper acknowledged that its report was not based on definitive evidence but said it also found no evidence to disprove the accounts of the four identified men. It said it reviewed the senator's travel records, which put him where the sex is alleged to have taken place, and did background checks on those making the allegations.

Craig and members of his staff declined to comment to the newspaper. As their mouths were too jampacked with cock.

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FLORIDA (SkullGame) - An audiotape reveals new details about the arrest of ANOTHER congressman in ANOTHER men's room, this time at a public park. Investigators say State Representative BOB ALLEN offered an undercover officer 20 dollars, if he could perform oral sex on him. The Merritt Island Republican says its all a BIG misunderstanding.

In an audiotaped interview with Titusville Police, Allen says he was "intimidated" after a man offered a sex act for money. He says he "went along" with the "conversation," because he was afraid of becoming another non-sex crime statistic.

On the audiotape, Allen said, "Listen. A public park. I got my name on the damn building. I'm not gonna do that. You know, maybe I said it in the wrong order, but this was a pretty stocky black guy, and there were a lot of other black guys around in the park, and, you know...I just started sucking. Hey. YOU'D have done the same. Wouldn't you?"

Titusville Assistant Chief John Lau said, "If you were nervous, then how come you went back into the stall? Not in the stall, the bathroom?"

Allen responded, batting his eye lashes, "You didn't answer my question. Wouldn't you have liked to suck all of that beautiful black cock? Anyways, I went BACK the second time around because, um, well, er, I thought 'I gotta use the bathroom. To suck some more cock in.' But, I said, 'The building is safer than standing out here, sucking cock' so I went back in, and sat down, to suck some cock, and that's when he came back the second time, to have his cock sucked, and that made me very nervous. So i sucked his cock."

Allen says he will not resign, and may still run for the state senate.

Cocksucker.

AND FROM earlier in the week........

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"I DID NOTHING INAPPROPRIATE IN THAT BATHROOM THAT WAS KNOWN FOR GAY CRUISING. AND I'M NOT GAY. OR CRUISING," MUMBLES REPUBLICAN SENATOR LARRY CRAIG OVER AN ALLEGED MOUTHFUL OF COCK.

"I AM GUILTY OF NOTHING BUT LOVING UNWISELY. AND IN THE ASS. KIND OF LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO EDDIE MURPHY." LARRY CRAIG IN HIS MUGSHOT IMMEDIATELY POST-FAGGOTRY.

IDAHO (Putting the HO into IDAHO) -- Sen. LARRY CRAIG said he "overreacted when he saw that beautiful cock and made a poor cock decision" in pleading guilty to disorderly cock conduct after his June arrest following a cock incident in a Minneapolis, Minnesota, airport bathroom known as a popular cock cruising spot.

Tuesday, in his first public statement on the arrest, the Idaho Republican said he did nothing "inappropriate. Let me be clear: I am not gay and never have been," said Craig, who has aligned himself with conservative groups who oppose gay rights. "Those men whose cocks I sucked? THEY were the gay ones."

With his wife by his side, Craig said he is the cock victim of a "homo witch hunt" conducted by the Idaho Statesman newspaper.

"In pleading guilty, I overreacted to allegations of faggotry in Minneapolis, and because of the stress of the Idaho Statesman's investigation into said faggotry and the faggoty rumors it has fueled around Idaho," he said. "I made a mistake in seeking solace through sausage sucking. Again, that overreaction was a man meat mistake, and I apologize for my man-on-man misjudgment."

Craig, 62, pleaded guilty August 8 to a misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge in the incident, according to Minnesota criminal records.