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HUGH GRANT, IN 47TH YEAR OF STILL PROVING THAT BRITISH, NOT SO SYNONYMOUS WITH GAY ANYMORE, SLACKS NOT OFF HIS PACE
"HEY, BABY. WE CAN HANG OUT IN YOUR REC ROOM. AND PLAY TETRIS. OR PONG, EVEN IF YOU WANTED. AND, YOU KNOW..."
SCOTLAND (SkullGame) -- The 47-year-old was "celebrating" the end of his involvement in the Dunhill Links golf tournament in St. Andrews, Scotland, with drinks in a local pub, which is frequented by members of the city's university, also known as "slags".
The actor got talking to a group of "students," also known as "jiz runs," including Cecilia Hoffman, who invited the star back to her friend's apartment to carrying on drinking. Semen. And suchlike. The hi-jinks have appeared on social assworking site, Facebook.
An onlooker says, "Hugh was in his element surrounded by some of the university's prettiest and most eligible girls. And his cock. Cecilia seemed to catch his eye and he had NOOOOOOOO hesitation in accepting her invite back to her pal's flat with a group of their friends. For a little cock."
AND FROM earlier in the week....
WHERE THE FUCK YA BEEN SKULLGAME? IN SPAIN, THE U.K., GERMANY, DETROIT AT CHARLIE SHEEN SCHOOL OF INTERPERSONAL ACHIEVEMENT! PLUS: ANNA NICOLE SMITH DEATH PICS, NAZIS & NAZI BITCHES & A LONG TRAIL OF LIVES DESTROYED. WELCOME TO FUCKING ROCKTOBER!!!
WE don't notice if you notice but our attendance in the SkullGame offices these last few months -- JUNE through RIGHT FUCKING NOW -- has been sporadic what all on account of porn sales being down worldwide by about 22 FUCKING percent, us doing more fucking and less writing about the fucking we been doing [same with the fighting...], uppers, downers, goofballs, crystal, ice, crank, weed, hash, heroin, E, ketamine, dopamine, steroids, scotch, and the fact that SkullGame known associate's got a 
BOOK [FIGHT: OR, EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ASS-KICKING BUT WERE AFRAID YOU'D GET YOUR ASS KICKED FOR ASKING...] out that's gonna make us all rich.
Which is to say: we were addicted to not giving a fuck-i-tis.
Which is to say: we're perfectly well-suited to jumping back in with both balls first.
To wit: THE OBLIGATORY NO RESPECT FOR THE DEAD INTRO
A SKULLGAME HAIKU: SHE WAS FAT. SHE HAD BIG TITS. AND A BUBBLEHEAD. AND NOW SHE'S DEAD. BITCHES.
WHAT DID WE LEARN AT THE CHARLIE SHEEN SCHOOL. AND SHIT.
ALLLLLLL KINDS OF STUFF....
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- CHARLIE SHEEN has allegedly called estranged wife DENISE RICHARDS, in a fit of DALE CARNEGIESQUE politesse: a "fat, jobless pig" in leaked emails detailing their bitter divorce battle.
Emails and court documents leaked to FoxNews.com, reveal the pair's fractured relationship has reached a new high. One paper reveals the bitch on wheels Richards has attempted to limit Sheen's access to their daughters Samantha, 3, and Lola, 2 -- challenging the joint custody agreement already in place.
She also claims Sheen has refused to allow the two girls to be vaccinated, because he believes they will be harmed. Samantha's doctor backs up Richards' claims in a poorly written email, revealing her basic failure to grasp the rudiments of the english language and her resignation because of "differin' philosophies pertaining to Sam's preventatistic care, I cannot, in good conscious (sic) continue to treat her. And shit."
The Player Hater Richards goes on to claim Sheen is a bad father and still uses prostitutes, takes drugs and gambles.
SkullGame has also obtained emails Sheen sent to Richards in the last two months, including one on August 22, in which Sheen allegedly wrote, "YOU ARE A PIG. A SAD, JOBLESS PIG WHO IS SAD AND TALENTLESS AND, UM, OH YEAH, SAD AND JOBLESS AND EVIL AND A BAD MOM, SO GO FUCK YOURSELF, SAD, JOBLESS PIG."
In another he allegedly insulted the actress' cancer-suffering mother: "GO CRY TO YOUR BALD MOM, YOU FUCKING LOSER."
Nicely played, Mr. Sheen. Nicely played.
SKULLGAME RESIDENT NAZI HEINRICH BIMMLER CELEBRATES GERMAN ACHIEVEMENT DAY, ER, HOLOCAUST REMEMBRANCE DAY IN THE ONLY WAY HE KNOWS HOW: GAYLY.
MY...VAT AN INTERESTING BUILDING...
In zee navy
Jah, you can sail zee seven seas
In zee navy
Jah, you can put your mind at ease
In zee navy…
Jah, I love zhat song. Reminds me of all zee years I spent on a U-Boat and all of zee amazing experiences I had mit meine fascist comrades.
Anyvay, I didn’t think that I vould care much for zee American navy, until das Governor Fuhrer ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER ordered me to go on a fact finding mission. I traveled to zee Naval Amphibious Base in Coronado, CA. Upon arrival, I immediately knew there vas something very special about dis place. I didn’t take me long to realize that the building is a massive, and quite exhilarating, swastika.
SEIG HEIL I screamed, as I took pictures of some fit young navy pilots playing zee Nazi approved game of volley ball of zee hot, sandy beach with zheir shirts off, sweat glistening, as the zee tunes of some 80’s classics….Vhere vas I?
Oh jah, zee swastika building….
Upon seeing zhis, I was suddenly overwhelmed by a sense of American patriotism. I felt this uncontrollable need to sing the Star Spangled banner, until all of zee sudden, a group of people showed up to discuss how awful dis building is and how zhey are going to go about tearing it down.
Just as they did in 1918, zee November Criminals are at work again. Juden, Juden lovers and other such filth, has convinced zee Navy to spend $600,000 to modify zee 40-year-old barracks complex so zhat it vill no longer be zee most important symbol in zee history of Aryan-kind.
Governor Fuhrer Schwarzenegger can not be reached for comment.
Vhat a sad, sad day…..
AND FINALLY A MESSAGE TO THE COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER PRICK WHAT USED TO WORK AT AMC, RICK SAN VICENTE....
IN A GRAPHIC DEPICTION OF WHAT NOTRE DAME DID TO YOUR UCLA THIS PAST WEEKEND, AS WELL AS YOUR POINT SPREAD & YOUR BET ON THE HIGH POINT FAVORITES
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- ...Fuck YOU. Pay me.
