Pure Play Media

Rating: FIVE "I Think I Just Broke My Right Hand" BUSTED NUTS

Holy shit.

Why the fuck is it still illegal to film fisting?!?!

I mean, sure, it's okay to film a dude shave his head bare and shove it up a girl's stretched out asshole (yes, I have seen it happen), and movies where you can shit on each other, wouldn't you think that closet porn freak ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER would do something about this ridiculously dated law.

VELVET ROSE: A BLONDE-HAIRED BLACK BROAD WHO AIN'T MARY J. BLIGE. BUT WHO IS A CARPET MUNCHER.

Besides that, this is a fucking work of art right here.

Pureplay DVD teams up with sick backwoods old yokel "Cousin Stevie" for yet another installment of this award-winning girl-on-girl masterpiece. Girls lick, poke and prod each other's meat sleeves silly to the point of exhaustion, screaming, squirting, and gyrating like a bunch of fucking demons.

I wish I were related to cousin Stevie. I don't even think I have a cousin named Steve. Or any family named Steve for that matter. I guess that cancels out any, just any, chance whatsoever of getting a job workin' for my uncle as a lighting guy. Damn.

This movie gets out of fucking control. It starts pretty slow with just one girl on one girl in each scene. Then gradually, the numbers of girls increase in each scene until the last scene where EVERY GIRL IN THE MOVIE FUCKS EACH OTHER SILLY!!!!! YAAAAAY!!! No complaints here.

You really should not miss out on this! Seriously. You NEED to buy this. BUY IT and have something to share with your dick. Hahaha.... -- SCOTTY B.

Buy It NOW!