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Rating: FOUR “This Engine Runs on Anal Diesel” BUSTED NUTS

Do fast, expensive cars get you hard? No? Me neither.

How about hot chicks with no clothes on getting ass fucked? Yes? We’re in business, then.

SUZIE DIAMOND SHOWING OFF WHAT HER RACING ASS TAILPIPE CAN DO.

Unless you live on a race track, having a fast car is kind of pointless as far as going fast in concerned. But, hey, you can pick up some hotties and go zero miles per hour while your hips do hundreds of thrusts per minute (TPM). Then again, when you’ve got chicks like SIMONY DIAMOND who is like a goddamn piston engine when she’s riding in reverse cowgirl, it’ll improve the life of your equipment.

Toni Ribas is an irrepressible lisping Spanish goon. And he’s a little TOO into the autos. Check it out:

Toni Ribas: “Baby, how do you like it? Slow and soft?”

Chick: “NO! FAST AND HARD!”

Toni Ribas: “Oh? You mean, like my car?”

Goon. –- STEELY ROB

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