Elegant Angel

Rating: FOUR "Sheena Easton?" BUSTED NUTS

Who or what the fuck is Sugarwalls?!?! Is it a director? A series?

Look, I don't understand what exactly it has to do with BLACK TALES VOL. 3, but I commend it, whatever it is. Someone please get back to me on this. It's just going to stew around in my skull as one of those little trivia factoids and piss me off to no end because I don't know the answer.

But holy fucking balls.

GET MISTI LOVE....

Elegant Angel found some really indiscriminate ass for this movie. Not that any of them are ugly or anything like that, they just don't seem to give two fucks (or three, or four) about how many dicks at a time they party with and where the fuck they go. Haha...these human pincushions are ready to take on the goddamn world in this nearly three hour fuck opus. You name it: pussy, ass, mouth, ear, nostril, fat roll...there's bound to be a fucking dick in it.

This movie would have been cool on its own, but it got much better since it had MISTI LOVE. Maybe JAZMINE CASHMERE also, but more so Misti Love. I must have a thing for porn skanks with the last name of "Love" apparently this time around.

This movie kicks much ass. Everyone gets violated in some form, loads are handled with no class whatsoever, and these broads talk some nasty shit. If you miss out on this, I feel sorry for you. Homo. -- SCOTTY B.

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