Seymore Butts

Rating: THREE "Please Shit On Her Face....It Will Make This So Much More Funny" BUSTED NUTS

I have a dog. She is a big black lab. She has an abnormally large butthole, which she licks constantly when she is bored. About half way through this movie, it didn't make me think about beating off (well, okay, that is wrong....some of it did....), but it more so made me think about how much ass eating there was in this movie as a whole.

This inherently made me think of my dog, and how much she seems to enjoy eating her own asshole. Weird. But then again, my dog really enjoys other fruitful pastimes, like rolling in cat shit, eating her own shit, and...shitting. Does this possibly mean that porn bitches seem to enjoy the similar activities of my canine companion, or is it coincidence, and I should just think they are doing it for the check?

ASSHOLE LICKER AVA VINCENT ALSO SUCKS COCK. WE MEAN BETWEEN EATING ASSHOLES AND ALL.

My dog was a fucking hot slut whore in her past life and thanks to this movie, I am sure of it. Fuck.

SEYMORE BUTTS goes "gonzo" (that means, spending as little money as humanly fucking possible) on this DVD, by basically wandering around his house with a shitty hi-8 digital camcorder (probably made by Samsung, or Goldstar, or some shit) letting his friends fuck all sorts of girls he just has "hanging out" around his house. There is a pretty high percentage of men having their assholes eaten out in this here film. I guess that has everything to do with the title "I'LL TOSS YOUR SALAD IF YOU BUTTER MY BUNS."

But this movie wasn't all that bad for being of complete shit quality.

Sometimes, however, this can be a breath of fresh air, even if you do wonder later if these broads like to roll in cat shit in their off time when no one is looking.

Worth the watch. -- SCOTTY B.

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