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Rating: FOUR “First Ballot Inductee” BUSTED NUTS

ANGEL DARK is like the Willie Mays of porn: she’s a first ballot inductee into the hall of fame. Of porn. If there were a hall fo fame of porn. Well, there should be.

ANGEL DARK LEADS THE LEAGUE IN COCK PER HOLE AVERAGE.

Angel Dark’s very presence in a fuck flick means that it’s worth having. Incredibly gorgeous face, bodacious, natural rack, and a bod that’s lean and curvy at the same time. And she fucks as well as any Euro chick ever has. And we know the Euros lead the league in that particular stat category.

VANESSA MAY might not be first ballot, but she should make the hall, too. Where else can you find a woman that looks Romanian and Asian at the same time, and who’s dedication to porn throughout the years has been an inspiration to rookies the game over? Well, her scene in this vid might not be her best outing, but she still rocks.

The scene that DOES rock is the one with the chick in the snow. Yeah, yeah, I don’t know her name. Fucking in the snow is for morons, but fucking in the snow with the chick getting pile-driven by a massive dick up her ass for an extended period of time is genius. If only this video didn’t have the total throw-away lesbo scene with LADY MAY at the beginning of the vid. Lady May has become the LIBELLULE/PRIVA now that that idiot went and ruined her tits with a boob job. Lady May’s a hot, Southeast Asian anal slut. Don’t waste her talent as such. –- STEELY ROB

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