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Rating: FOUR "German PS(T'n)A" BUSTED NUTS

There comes a time when a boy sits down and a man sits up with a huge hard-on. What better time than watching pornos straight out of fucked up, I-don't-see-what's-wrong-with-having-sex-with-a-woman-dressed-up-like-a-clown-and-anally-probing-me-with-a-makeshift-balloon-dildo Germany? Nothing, God dammit.

Stuff like this just doesn't come out of America, and it's easy to tell. There's no, "I'm bored. How about you sucking my cock?", or "Fuck that pussy up like it's street fighter, baby!" PIRATE FETISH MACHINE 28 is extremely overproduced and ridiculously erotic porn. Sometimes I didn't think I'd be able to lift a finger after I got finished "watching" it, much less write stuff. Enough for a review.

It's a fairly simple formula. Lighting plus chicks in latex plus one
extremely hot chick in latex equals win, on several levels. Throw in some lesbians, esoteric porn scenes and this is what you got.

Ever wondered what it would be like if lesbians in the Victorian era had latex? You should've.

M'LADY, WOULDST THOU CARE FOR WINE AND SODOMY?

Or how about what it would be like to see V from that movie with a Natalie Portman cameo?

V FOR VAGINA

That being said, this is Germany.

"HEY FRANZ" "YA?" "LET'S PUT OUR PENII IN HER UBERHOLES UND TOUCH BALLS TOGETHER" "YA, TOTALLY NOT GAY." "YA."

You even get to see the German army strategic team up.

THESE STANDARD ISSUE LATEX UNIFORMS CHAFF LIKE SHIT, BUT DAMN DO I FEEL SEXY. YA.

It's from Germany. But it's from Germany. You get the picture. -- DOWN SOUTH

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