Naughty America

Rating: TWO "I Think I Swallowed a Hairball" BUSTED NUTS

This fucking movie just pissed me the fuck off on so many levels. First of all, the fucking packaging looks like some DVD layout bullshit I might have put together in high school using Photoshop. Second, the title. Am I missing something? Cougar? As in people getting seduced by a cougar and then being ripped to fucking shreds and eaten? Nope. I wasn't that lucky. Porn and Trials of Life mixed in? Snuff? Wrong again. Just some dumb ass porn with some beat up broads and some really bad problems with DVD menu encoding.

BUY THIS VIDEO, OR ELSE KAYLA CARRERA MIGHT HAVE TO GET ALL WILDEBEEST ON YOUR ASS.

Fuck.

Naughty America put this thing out and although yes, I did like SOPHIA MOUNDS ass and titties all over the screen, and yes, I did think that KAYLA CARRERA was hot in the first scene, it still didn't make up for the fact that the rest of this shit sucked.

I didn't dig it, but BUY IT anyway because Skullgame is cool and likes your hard earned drug money.

Buy it for an ANIMAL LOVER!