TightFit HD

Rating: FIVE "Jew Broads Are GO!" BUSTED NUTS

If we've said it once, we've said it 1000 times: WE LOVE THEM JEW BROADS. But something we haven't said: why?

Well, ITALIAN SAL and I, along with several pollsters and um, with the full connivance of our loads have made this statistically significant finding: IF you're going to be double teaming a broad, scientifically speaking, 78 percent of the time that broad will be a Jew broad. In one instance, statistically speaking, you might even find that that Jew broad was even a RABBI. Don't know what it is about Judaism that extends itself so well to its women doing the double dong, but WE APPRECIATE it.

JEW BROADS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE. AND LOADS. AND JEW BROADS.

And even outside of the ding dang double dong, Jew broads jump into the spirit of fuck unlike just about any broad, nationality, race, notwithstanding*. We've fucked Jew broads in the middle of casinos in Vegas, we've fucked them in the middle of the street, we've fucked them four ways to Shabbat.

Which brings us to ASSRAELIS, a flick that in total is the visual equivalent of crack for the Jewess Lover.

Not only that but it's FILMED in Israel. With Israeli broads. And predictably it's arrival is fully accompanied with the same sort of clear thinking equanmity that the region is known for. Which is to say, people are flipping the FUCK OUT.

TightFit CEO and finer fella we'd never seen OREN COHEN had to scramble and release a press statement that explained away their use of the Kosher symbol on the cover, had to explain that he, himself, IS a Jew and that no disrespect was intended by filming Jew broads getting fucked in the ass on Kibbutzes right before taking Israeli load after Israeli load in the punim.

I don't know how many people he sold with the whole sack cloth and ash routine but this flick needs no apology in my book. HOT Jew bitches, Jew locales and it delivers on the kind of fucking that only Jew broads seem to dish out these days.

What's not to love, Bubala? -- VINNIE ROSE

*Unless you're a Jew man. In which case heaven and earth have not seen such singular ball busting brio.

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