Historic Erotica

Rating: FIVE "Old Vs. Old-Fashioned: Discuss" BUSTED NUTS

There's a certain type of porno that's really a marvel of modern engineering as it cantilevers feelings of extreme homosexuality with a title like DREAMS OF DESIRE, against CONNIE SULLIVAN and her wonderfully non-aerobicized pontoons, on top of all the horrid and lurking thoughts connected to the fact that she probably craps her pants twice a day NOW, regardless of how hot she was back then...all working in symphony to eke another load out of your jaded nutsack.

And it does.

CALGON......TAKE ME AWWWWAAAAYYYYY....

DREAMS OF DESIRE, despite sounding like a romance novel for desperate and despairing homosexuals, or shut ins, works the whole "I'm Having a Dream" conceit while detailing the daily doings of "New York executive" as she struggles with her "fantasies". With the "help" of her "doctor."

Now while this shit may not be hot shit NOW, back then given the general impediments to its production--social, psychological, ethical--any performers you might see here are like fucking Christopher Columbus given their willingness to go where no cunt has gone before: to loadsville. With a camera rolling.

Perfect. -- VINNIE ROSE

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