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07.03.06
HAPPY FUCKING 4TH OF JEW-LIE AS WE CELEBRATE GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER STARRING ROBERT "I AIN'T DO IT" BLAKE, KARL "ANYBODY WHO GETS IN MY WAY" ROVE, TOM "MY CAREER" SIZEMORE & MADONNA "EVERYONE ELSE'S CAREER"!!! PLUS: SKULLGAME HITS NYC!! & HOMOS!!

AND let it never be said that when one of our number was downed that we didn't pull together as a team, band together to bind the common bounds of brotherhood and, with one voice, use it to raise high the rafters with the cry of "DIRTY COKE WHORE!!!" when it was most needed.

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AND WE'VE GOT PROOF NOW YOU SLUTTY SLUT SLUT, YOU. THOUGH WE ARE PRESENTLY BEING ENJOINED BY LEGAL FORCES MUCH LARGER & JEWY THAN OUR OWN HEBREW LEGAL EAGLES, WE EVENTUALLY WILL SHOW YOU IN ALL YOUR COKED OUT FUCKING DICK SUCKING GLORY, KATE.

PS: WE LOVE YOUR WORK.



ROBERT BLAKE'S NEW ATTORNEY DAVID HOROWITZ KNOWS "A THING OR TWO ABOUT WIFE KILLING."

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"BANG BANG, YOU'RE DEAD!!! HEYYY...WHAT?!?! I WAS ONLY KIDDING!!!!"

BURBANK (SkullGame) -- A defense attorney in the civil trial of a wrongful-death lawsuit against ROBERT BLAKE on Tuesday cited a letter written by the actor's slain wife to her probation officer that claimed she had nearly been killed a half-dozen times. By "Chinee peoples and/or other restaurant kind of people that were not Robert Blake who never keeps a gun in his car, only in the restaurant. Yes. That's right. Only in the restaurant."

Attorney Peter Ezzell attempted to bolster the theory that there were many "Chinee people, specifically Chinamen" who wanted to kill Bonny Lee Bakley. Blake was acquitted of murder in March, but Bakley's children are now suing him for damages, claiming he was responsible for her Chinee death squad death in 2001 at age 44.

Ezzell showed the letter to Blake, who indicated it had been written between November 1999 and June 2000, when Bakley was pregnant with the couple's daughter, Rosie, now 5, and when she was dictating all of her letters to him because "she never did writ too well ever. I mean englishly speaking." Bakley wrote: "I've almost been killed a half a dozen times. By the inscrutable yellow menace not named Robert Blake." Neither nor Ezzell nor Blake elaborated on the circumstances to which Bakley referred.



STEELY ROB'S FAVORITE PERSONAL OF THE WEEK: HOMELESS STUD SEEKS BAGLADY QUEEN

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LOVES LONG WALKS. AND, UM, MORE LONG WALKS. AND REALLY, REALLY LONG WALKS. AND COLLECTING THINGS.

Reply to: anon-102098388@craigslist.org

When downtown or south of Market, you might have seen me down and out. I'm 30, tall, rugged, and my teeth are still pretty good. You must be 20-35, into junk collecting, sleeping in, talking in tongues, and screaming in general. Write me and if I like you, I'll invite you over to my space to check out my shopping carts. My snappy panhandling signs are guaranteed to put a smile on your face. Do you want a filthy relationship? It doesn't get any better than this, honey.



KARL "KILLER" ROVE VOWS TO "NEVER BE TAKEN ALIVE"..."MOSTLY ON ACCOUNT OF ALL THE HOMOSEXUAL RAPE THAT OCCURS IN PRISON. SHOULDN'T PRISON HAVE A 'DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL HOMO POLICY WHEREBY IF YOU DECLARE YOUR HOMOTUDE YOU GET THROWN OUT? BESIDES WHICH I'M A PRIME CANDIDATE FOR HAVING TO MAKE JAILHOUSE LOVE TO SOME WELL MUSCLED MAN WHO MAKES ME HOLD HIS BELT LOOP BETWEEN RENTING MY LILY WHITE ASS TO LATIN DRUG DEALERS...OH. I JUST CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. IT'S, UM, IT'S....YOU KNOW....TERRIBLE. AND ALL."

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"YOU SEE...THEY'LL MAKE ME WEAR AN ANAL PLUG ABOUT YEA-LONG....IT'LL BE....HORRIBLE...I MEAN I HEAR TELL..."

WASHINGTON (SkullGame) -- Juggling appearances before a grand jury and conservative admirers, like he'll be juggling balls in the federal stony lonesome, didn't seem to make sense, so presidential adviser KARL ROVE has canceled three such outings as he waits to hear whether he or anyone else who leaked a CIA officer's identity will be indicted in the leak of a CIA officer's identity.

Rove canceled plans to attend two Republican fund-raisers, the national party confirmed Tuesday. And he did not give his scheduled speech to the conservative Hudson Institute think tank on Oct. 11.
Republican National Committee spokesman Brian Jones said scheduling conflicts kept Rove from an RNC fund-raiser Monday night in Greenwich, Conn., and a Virginia Republican Party fund-raiser Saturday.

Jones would not specify what the conflicts were or whether they had anything to do with the federal grand jury that Rove has testified before four times. "He was unable to attend," Jones said. "As I believe he was fueling up his jet or something....like stuffing large bills into small tubes that he subsequently inserted up his anus. Along with cigarettes and other potentially useful items."

The grand jury is investigating whether a crime was committed when Rove and fellow White House aide I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby along with possibly others in government leaked information about covert CIA officer Valerie Plame, the wife of Bush administration critic Joseph Wilson.



TOM "SLAPPY" SIZEMORE DRIVES BIG OL' COFFIN NAILS INTO THE THREADBARE REMNANTS OF HIS ERSTWHILE CAREER. AGAIN.

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"YEAHHH....NOW FOR MY NEXT MOVE? A CELEBRITY SLASHING. DEFINITELY. DEFINITELY.

LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- Troubled actor TOM SIZEMORE had his probation reinstated Monday, a month after he was ordered to spend another 30 days in a rehabilitation center for possessing amphetamines.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Paula Mabrey told the actor she had seen "remarkable improvement" in his fight against drug addiction. Sizemore's lawyer Michael Rovell told the hearing, "He is licking his problem. By fighting fire with fire. He is licking it. Huffing it. Stuffing it. Shooting it. And smoking it up. It is not an easy problem to overcome, believe me, but right now he is winning the battle. Or something."

Judge Mabrey told Sizemore, "I believe that you know what you need to do to stay out of prison," while nodding toward her crotch. Until Monday, Sizemore had been living at a rehab clinic in Pasadena, Calif., since July. Last month, he had his probation revoked after using a prosthetic device to fake a drug test in May.

Sizemore is due to appear in court again on November 4.



MADONNA IS A WHORE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

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"I WILL DESTROY YOUR CAREER WITH AS MUCH REGARD FOR IT AS I HAVE FOR THESE CHICKENS I'M POISONING FOR MY OWN SORDID AMUSEMENTS.

ENGLAND (SkullGame) -- MADONNA says she's the disciplinarian with 9-year-old Lourdes and 5-year-old Rocco. The former material girl told Newsweek that she doesn't let her children watch TV or look at magazines lest they discover what a complete and total unregenerate whore their mother is. She says milk and ice cream are also off-limits.

"When Daddy gets home from a long day of mourning a career that died right in front of his very eyes, they get chocolate," Madonna said. "I'm the disciplinarian."

She's also strict about laundry duties: If Lourdes leaves dirty clothes on the floor, "we take all of her nanny's clothes and put them in a bag, and she has to earn all of her nanny's clothes back by being tidy," Madonna said. "She wears the same outfit every day to school until she learns her lesson. While the nanny, of course, remains naked. For my amusement, of course."



AND WE'RE GOING TO BE IN JEW YORK CITY UNTIL MONDAY, JULY 8TH. ALL URGENT INQUIRIES CAN BE SENT TO VINNIE@SKULLGAME.COM, MOTHERFUCKERS.

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THE PLAN? TO INTRODUCE HIM TO LT. TODD ATKINS



HOMOS!!!!

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TOM CRUISE HAS A NEW RESTAURANT AND IT'S AB FAB, SWEETIE.


 


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