Swank

Rating: THREE "Pussies In Purgatory" BUSTED NUTS

Oh, Lord, what have these pussies done to incur your wrath so? Forgive them, for they are but pleasures of the flesh variety. They know not what they do, or did, to deserve such silent treatment.

Why, the most affection any one pussy receives in Swank’s PURE ANAL 2 is the insertion of rolled up $100 bills, and the paper cuts that might incur is more Draconian torture than erotic fancy. Our God is a spiteful one.

So it’s all to the ass, then. The Lord works in mysterious ways.

BENEFITS: ALL ASS. ALL THE TIME. DRAWBACKS: ALL ASS. ALL THE TIME.

On one hand, Pure Anal 2 has got what PURE ANAL #1 had, super hot Euro babes who “ONLY want it in the ass!” But on the other hand – come to think of it, it’s the same hand – well, they only get it in the ass. And that’s only after the dude boning them in the scene gives them some material thing, like money or flowers. See, we want porn to be as little like real life as possible. That’s why we watch it.

Ok, so there is no other hand. Unless you count the hand of God as he maliciously disregards the entire picture of proper fuckitage. –- STEELY ROB

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