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VINNIE responds: You motherfucking cock sucker. Don't you know that if we wanted anymore crap out of you, we'd just squeeze your head?

Thanks for writing, Blow Job.

And one more thing: no one gives a fuck about the so-called adult A-list, baby. You know WHO they REALLY care about? They care about the guy who just spent $20 to spooge into an old sock, that is: THEMSELVES. And I have to say WE care about those monkeys too….why? Because that's the only justification we came up with to snow our old ladies about why we need to screw porn bitches. For YOU.