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Rating: FOUR "Pussy Purgatory" BUSTED NUTS

PURE ANAL is just that. After some cock sucking to get things going, the six sluts in this movie only take it up the ass. This makes you wonder: are the women on the rag? Have their pussies sinned and are now being punished by not getting any attention?

Wait... The box claims the girls “want” it ONLY in their butts. That’s it: it must be like the sexual lent, where you give something up for a month for the greater good of God and mankind. Or something.

“But, Steely Rob,” you’re asking, like a goon, “you’re all about the anal. Shouldn’t you feel like you’ve died and gone to heaven?”

No. See, it’s not about the anal, per, se; it’s about the all-hole partying. That’s one of the great marks of accomplished porn... porn with balance and values. Movies like this are all out of whack.

OUR DEFINITION OF DIVINE: SIMONY DIAMOND DOING THINGS WITH HER ASS IN THIS MOVIE THAT ARE OUTLAWED IN 13 DIFFERENT STATES OF THE UNION.

Ironically, there still was plenty of whack-ability left. Ok, three times worth. Ok, four. See, there is a pretty big slice of heaven in Pure Anal after all. Why? UNBELIEVABLY good-looking women, done up great, and made even more attractive by being shot with soft light, making their bodies seem like they have a warm, healthy glow. Forget the fact that it’s a pretty amateur production, with awkward jump cuts and weird segues. The presentation is phenomenal.

A few of these girls we’ve never heard of, either, like super hotties JASMIN, ZAFIRA and MELANIE. The others are big name fuck toy veterans like MONICA SWEETHEART and SIMONY DIAMOND, along with VALENTINA VELASQUEZ, here moonlighting as CYNTHIA.

And in the end, if we’re going to have to take either no love for the ass or no love for the pussy, we’ll take the former. If this movie had respect for womanhood in its entirety, we’d have utter genius. –- STEELY ROB

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