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Rating: THREE "Beats That Spielberg Movie" BUSTED NUTS

What we have here are four girls of varying weights and levels of attractiveness, but none of them are gross, even if there happen to be some ass tattoos and back fat. The important thing here is that Mr. Butts keeps everything pretty light, but the sex pretty filthy. He interacts with everyone, but he doesn't sound like a sleazeball, and the girls actually do seem to be enjoying themselves as much as bad actresses can pull that off.

SELENA SILVER IN BUTTS' RENDITION OF HOME ALONE. WITH A COCK. BRAVISSIMO!!!

The first scene is fine, where the girls blow this guy while he makes them drinks. They're all chatting and making jokes and he's making drinks that look they're made from Klingon blood, and it's totally fine.

But then we get into all the girls fucking each other. It's pretty fucking good, because it's 4 girls doing everything to each other and they all seem into it, and I've yet to find someone that can fuck that up.

After that the guy comes back, and they fuck him for awhile, and it's pretty awesome. I know this guy is on film, and it's a job, and you have to concentrate, and it's not that big a deal, and the girls aren't actually into you, but check it out. This guy gets to do these things all at once:

1. Fucking a girl in the ass or in the pussy.

2. To his right, there are two girls licking or fingering or kissing each other.

3. There is a occasionally a girl sitting on his face.

4. Often, someone is licking his butt like he shits caviar.

And I mean, good for this guy. Whatever your opinions of porn and the people that participate in it, you have to admit that this dude has a little more faith in God now that he's receiving a paycheck for something your ass couldn't even get with chloroform.

After this, there are two more scenes--one with some old dude, and one with some skinny dude. They fuck one girl each, and I pass these up after a quick perusal because it's a total waste, and an unfortunate way to put a movie together. It's like going to circus and the high wire act without a net or the suicidal lion tamer is followed by an old guy fucking some sore hole of a woman.

That may beat the clown car, but just barely. -- POPEYE KATSOPOLIS

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