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Rating: FIVE "Hunh? Wha? Who?!?!" BUSTED NUTS
You ever hang around someone with ADD?
Hunh?
Anyways, have you ever noticed how you can skin grapes and they don't even come close to tasting the same?
Wha?
Eggs are good food.
Who?
ST. MELINDA!!!
THIS NIGGARDLY SNAPPED FILM STILL DOESN'T COME ANYWHERE CLOSE TO CLOSING IN ON WHAT A COMPLETE COCONUT VAMPIRE THE EARLY BAMBI WOODS WUZ. JEEEESSSSSSUUUUSSSS...
Now if you're one of those guys with 900 fucking channels AND satellite radio you have no idea how the rest of the world withOUT 900 channels can maintain a conversation or a consistent chain of thought for more than the time it takes to change a channel. Or in this instance DROP A LOAD.
That's what these BEST OF comps is like. Well, either that or a casino in Vegas where you keep telling yourself that the next one holds the key. I mean the one right after that. I mean...wait wait wait...and 30 nuts later, you're wondering where your day, cash and cooze has all disappeared to.
Except in this instance we're talking about primo ginch in the anal annals of porntopia. I mean ANNETTE HAVEN, BAMBI WOODS, SEKA, and TAIJA RAE. If you're over 35 you know what the fuck we mean. If you're under 35 you're wondering what the fuck we're talking about.
Well, wonder no more.
Monkeypunch!
Who?
Exactly.
Set ups from the late 70s, 80s and 90s when porn was knee-deep in Mob ownership, money laundering, and narcotic abuse. Wha? Anyways, the coolest thing about this shit is fucking that still carries a sense of transgression and you can't help feel it when Bambi gets dicked down by who the fuck is it? R. BOLLA? In the sporting goods store? You can't help thinking about him respecting her in the morning or some wack ass shit like.
Add in the TRACI LORDS interpreter, TAIJA RAE and you have a very very very beat up cock. An hour later.
Hunh? -- VINNIE ROSE
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