Private

Rating: FIVE "Get Offa My Lawn" BUSTED NUTS

Hey, Fuck your neighbour!

No, Fuck your neighbour!

I couldn’t help myself; that title just makes me laugh. This movie, directed ANTONIO ADAMO, is being advertised as Private’s “New look.” From what I seen, the new look is no different from the old look. We still got the whole looking-into-the-camera thing; still have the overdubbed moaning on a continuous loop and most importantly…still the same ole hot, hot Euro-pussy one comes to expect from a Private production.

ELINOR LOOKING EXACTLY LIKE THAT BROAD ME & SAL DOUBLETEAMED. I MEAN EXCEPT SHE AIN'T FAT, HAIRY OR CRAZY.

This movie like most Antonio Adamo productions tries to wrap a halfway engaging story around all the fucking and sucking going on, this story being a young student falls in love with his female neighbor who turns out to be a porn star. Initial shock and anger aside our young protagonist finds the idea of boning a porn star titillating and the film culminates in him boning her down with some other dude while next to an indoor pool as her friends look on…you know, just like in real life…Antonio Adamo’s life.

Lots of DP’s, anal and some great oral and facial cum shots, everything is filmed in that, we-are-real-filmmakers style of movie making, where every shot is perfect and a stray shadow is virtually impossible to find.

Anyhow, starring LISA HONEY, VANESSA HILL and VALENTINA VELASQUEZ to name a few, I would have to say that this movie by Private is a definite buy. Which says a lot since in the past I have bashed Private again and again for that whole creepy staring-into-the-camera thing…. -- ITALIAN SAL

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