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01.27.06
HOW MANY HO'S CAN A BUSH BUCK FUCK IF A BUSH BUCK FUCKS HO'S: CORNHOLIO RETURNS FROM "VACATION". PLUS: JACKO DRESSES IN DRESS; TAYLOR RAIN & SAL, CHATTING. 4 FUN, PROFIT & PAM ANDERSON TALKS CHICKEN WHILE WE STARE AT HER TITS. AGAIN.

BUT first: the ways in which CORNHOLIO's recent "vacation" was very much like "incarceration":

1) BITCHES all had penises.
2) JON REYES was kicked down a flight of stairs. Jon's stepfather is a San Francisco cop. Jon owed one of Cornholio's many lady friends a spot of cash.

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"YOU PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME. OR I'LL PAY YOU WHAT YOU OWE ME."

3) They don't have bars on the windows at Club Med. Even The Compton Club Med.

In any case, we're glad to have him back and glad he made so many nice friends inside. Like his new friend "Mahmoud" [below]. Good luck on that appeal Brother Jihad.



BROTHER JIHAD AUDITIONS FOR A ROLE IN A NEW REALITY SHOW CALLED "JEW CONSPIRACY."

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I'M OUT OF ORDER?!?!? YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!!! HE'S OUT OF ORDER!!! THIS ILL-FITTING SUIT JACKET IS OUT OF ORDER!!! MY HYPE MAN IS OUT OF ORDER. SO IS THE COKE MACHINE IN THE LOBBY. AS IS THAT HOT BITCH BEHIND ME!!!!! THEY'RE ALL OUT OF ORDER!!!



JUST WHEN THE POSSIBILITY OF APPEARING EVEN CRAZIER SEEMS UNLIKELY MSSR. MICHAEL JACKSON, THE CURRENT GRAND PAJANDRUM OF BAHRAIN DOES SO. IN STYLE.

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MICHAEL JACKSON & A MEMBER OF "THE YOUNG ISLAMIC BROTHERHOOD OF BOYS THAT LIKE TO SLEEP OVER" ON A SHOPPING TRIP IN DOWNTOWN BAHRAIN.

MANAMA, Bahrain (SkullGame) -- "Pop" "star" and alleged manipulator of young boy penis MICHAEL JACKSON took a "shopping" "trip" to a Bahrain mall Wednesday, in search of Choco Puffs, those peanut-roasted things and tampons, and covered himself in a black abaya robe traditionally worn by Bahraini women with a veil hiding his face, along with three children -- apparently his -- with their faces covered with dark scarves. And shame.

Jackson, who seems to be settling in the Persian Gulf, was seen leaving Marina Mall in the Bahrain capital, holding a child by the hand. On the way out through a back door, he shook hands with security guards. He was wearing an abaya, a robe with long sleeves, under which his pants, white shirt and men's shoes could be seen, and his head and face were wrapped in a black veil. He had black gloves on his hands.

The veil, abaya and gloves were of a style typically worn by conservative Bahraini women, though Jackson appeared to be wearing them to hide his identity. With him was another woman -- also in an abaya and jeans and a scarf over her head that partially covered her face -- who had the two other children. All three children's faces were wrapped in black scarves, and they wore yellow shirts and sweatpants or khakis without robes. The woman's identity was not known. The woman asked photographers to respect their privacy saying they are scaring the children, as the five left in a White Lexus Infinity with darkened glass.

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THE FORMER MRS. MICHAEL JACKSON. NOT SO FOND OF ROBES; QUITE FOND OF LOADS. AND CASH. AND LOADS OF CASH. POSING HERE IN A PIGLATINSTAN TABLOID.

Since his June acquittal on CHILD MOLESTATION CHARGES, Jackson has made several trips to Bahrain as a guest of Sheik Abdullah bin Hamad Al Khalifa, the young, bedridden son of Bahrain's king. It has been reported that he was negotiating a position as a consultant and bed companion with a Bahrain-based company that plans to set up theme parks and music academies in the Middle East, according to a press release, earlier this month.



ITALIAN SAL WOOS TAYLOR RAIN. DAS FUCK BUTT.

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AN INCREDIBLE "SIMULATION" OF TAYLOR CONTEMPLATING HER DINING OPTIONS AT CHEZ SKULL...

TAYLOR MOTHERFUCKING RAIN!!!

Been reading the site for awhile now. Like the changes. Like your stuff especially. Take a look at our site www.skullgame.com. It's a blog with tons of movie reviews; all of which we do ourselves, and a great adult-oriented slant on things. I think we could do something, us and you, I mean. Think about it, we get a ton of traffic, love to double team chicks and get lots of traffic. Did I mention the double teaming part? That being said, let's do a content sharing thing with embedded reciprocal links on our stuff on your site and your stuff on ours.

Double teamingly,
Salvatore



BUBBLE HEAD SAYS SOMETHING. ABOUT CHICKENS. OR KNOBS. WE CAN'T BE SURE WHICH.

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DEFINITELY KNOBS.

KENTUCKY (SkullGame) -- PAMELA ANDERSON BRUCE LEE BIG KNOBS has lost her bid to get the bust of Kentucky Fried Chicken founder Colonel Harland Sanders removed from the state Capitol building. Kentucky Governor Ernie Fletcher has written to the actress/model explaining the bust will stay put, despite Anderson's claim that Sanders is a symbol of cruelty to chickens, before drifting off and drawing pictures of melons all over said letter.

In his letter, Fletcher wrote, "Colonel Sanders remains a Kentitty icon. His success story has been an inspiration to mammary. The industry he began employs hundreds of thousands of workers over my lap. His business and his legacy have been good for Kentitty."

Anderson has fired back at Fletcher, calling Sanders' company one "that mutilates God's creatures." The actress has teamed up with animal activists at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals to urge fast food fans to boycott KFC until the company agrees to clean up its slaughterhouse policies.

"Hunh?" said everyone in attendance, blinking when they realized for the first time that the head on top of the tits was talking.


 


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