Seymore Butts

Rating: THREE "How's The Weather?" BUSTED NUTS

Maybe a stamp collector. Maybe a tax accountant. Maybe a rock critic. No, take away the porn and SEYMORE BUTTS is the most boring man on the planet.

How and why he thinks his viewers are more interested in watching him talking on the phone to his grandmother about chicken recipes, when they could be watching MARI POSSA shoot a milk enema out of her ass, is....befuddling. And cuntishly wrong-headed.

I...I WAS THAT ENEMA. MARI POSSA PRE-MEETING US. UP HER ASS.

Get past the off-subject padding, past SEYMORE'S 20-minute treatise concerning the condition of his track pants, past his lengthy dissertation on how he's thinking of laying concrete over part of his yard ("Might put a hoop up"), and the ass-sausaging is hot and every ho is ass-sausaged.

Your mileage will hinge on how much you like said hoes. For me, the scene with the aforementioned MARI POSSA teamed up with LUCY LEE (stringy Korean version) is art of the highest merit.

Whereas the scene with KURT LOCKWOOD being ass-fingered is not. Albeit VICKY VETTE'S gung-ho tongue-bung is to be commended. Very enthusiastic. SEYMORE should ask her to hang around and help with the concrete. -- MR. XTRA

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