AND because we haven't even seen it yet, or perhaps BECAUSE we haven't seen it yet, which we're told by the cocaine that's now speaking to us is the same thing, we pose here, the question: how HIGH do you have to be to make a movie with midgets and Black guys dressed up in full body dick costumes?
VERY. APPARENTLY. VERY.
WHICH is apparently approximately as high as you'd have to be to publish the SkullGame writer named CORNHOLIO in the goddamned LA WEEKLY, the biggest weekly paper in America.
CLICK HERE YOU SUCKER MOTHERFUCKERS. IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
LT. TODD ATKINS ON THE SIX PHRASES THAT "MAKE MY RED BLOOD BOIL RED"
"HERE I AM AT THE MUSLIM CALL FOR PRAYER. COME 'N GET IT!!!!"
AND THE PHRASES ARE:
THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE THE CASE
Ever hear someone say "that may or may not be the case," as if there's some hidden third possibility that we weren't aware of? Thanks for pointing out the only two possibilities in the universe you fucking idiot.
These are the worst kind of people to talk to because they try so hard to be open-minded that it sounds like the debate in a political science class where no opinion is too stupid for the professor to consider. I hate talking to open-minded people. They're the same kind of people who emphasize every other word when they type as if you can somehow hear their obnoxious cadence in your head.
For example: "we didn't go to the store, but we DID buy a cake.".........
Cool it Shatner, we don't read in the same voice you speak.
THAT'S JUST YOUR OPINION
Any time you say something sucks around someone who disagrees, they try to validate their taste in shitty music/movies/clothing by reminding you that you still only speak for yourself, as if their opinions are in jeopardy of being monopolized by your own.
Everyone already knows it's my opinion by virtue of the fact that I said it, no need to restate the obvious you dopey fuck.
I'M A CHILD AT HEART
Yeah, you're a child at heart, just as soon as children start going to work every day to rot in a cubicle for a meager pay check so they can drink their troubles away in a shitty bar for the rest of their lives.
Unless you're an astronaut, secret agent, vampire hunter, or all three, you're probably a sellout; screw you.
Nobody wanted to be a regional director of sales or an investment banker when they were kids. On top of that, nobody thinks you're cute or funny by stating you're a "child at heart" on your stupid online profile that you created because you're a boring middle-aged loser with sagging tits and yellow nails who survives off greasy TV dinners every night as you contemplate the exact moment your life became such a miserable shit hole.
But hey, don't take my word for it. After all, passing by "Cartoon Network" as you're flipping through channels technically makes you a "child at heart.".................. Either that or the world's oldest virgin.
STRANGERS ARE JUST FRIENDS WAITING TO HAPPEN
Yeah, either that or rape in a dark alley waiting to happen.
SOME OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE
Yeah? Well so are some of the worst, and I don't see anyone throwing a party when they get cancer.
THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE.
The message that this proverb is trying to stumble through is that everything always looks more attractive when you don't have it.
I'm sure there are millionaires crying themselves to sleep every night because they don't live in a trailer park. Just face it: sometimes nobody envies you.
There has to be a bottom and that bottom is probably you.
AND SPEAKING OF BOTTOM: THIS PLEA FROM HURRICANE VICTIMS & FRIENDS OF JUDGE ROY BEAN & SINGER FOR EYEHATEGOD.
AND GOD, IT SEEMS, ALSO HATES MIKE WILLIAMS
From JUDGE ROY BEAN
I've spent a good moment with him; doing coke, drinking shitty beer, and blabbering incoherently. I can say; with strong soul and heterosexual heart; that I love this man--for presenting decadence in such a nimble manner if nothing else. While jail is probably the scenario best suited for him; I must say he's a genius and deserves more. If I had half the balls he did I'd still probably only be half the man he is.
Nonetheless; I believe he needs our help. Pro-bono, if nothing else. An extra paragraph in SkullGame certainly wouldn't cost us money, so...well...what the hell...Alicia (his heroic wife) sent me this:
"MIKE WILLIAMS AND ALICIA 13 NEED HELP"
HEY, I'm not quite myself so I apologize if this is disjointed but i'll try to do my best... we survived the storm but got fucked with after...I had a gun put to my head and was almost raped, the guy tried to get in the apartment as Mike was trying to fend him off I jumped out of my first story window we left the next day. I think our house burned down. We were arrested in Morgan City, LA the next day. I can't talk about the case
WE HAVE NO LAWYER
MIKE IS STILL IN JAIL
Apparently I was judged um, "off" since they found me walking down the highway babbling incoherently. That's not the only thing they found.
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT
MIKE WAS ASLEEP IN BED
The reason I'm out is cause they want me to get "helP', so my dad basically had them commit me to a "mental health facility"/rehab i see a psych on monday this is really fucking personal but we've lost everything and I need all of his friends to HELP HIM GET THE FUCK OUT OF JAIL this is serious im calling on all his friends great and small IF YOU KNOW A LAWYER OR ANYONE INVOLVED IN SOUTHERN LOUISIANA POLITICS PLEASE PLEASE HELP US
I think the D.A. will be willing to make a deal to send him to rehab if the right people talk to him... we've lost everything but 2 pairs of pants, 2 notebooks and a box of pictures but i don't care i just want him out there's alot more but this is it for now please pass on this info to anyone who can help mike please write him do not mention drugs or the name of the band they're very christian at the jail and they READ ALL OF HIS MAIL send him stamps and magazines if you can thanks you all i will try to get back on tomorrow. i can't get into his address book so please pass this on
this is all my fault please help him thanks alicia
MIKE WILLIAMS C/O MORGAN CITY JAIL PO BOX 1670 MORGAN CITY, LA 70380 it hurts to think"
LARRY FLYNT SUED BY NEGRO. EXCEEDINGLY RICH NEGRO. EXCEEDINGLY RICH NEGRO LOOKING TO GET RICHER. EXCEEDINGLY RICH NEGRO LOOKING TO GET RICHER WHO HAS RETAINED A JEW ATTORNEY. FLYNT SAYS, "UH OH."
HUNH?!?!? WHAT!!!!!!
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- Rapper LIL' JON is suing porn tycoon LARRY FLYNT for featuring him in an explicit new video without his permission. The rap star, real name Johnathan Smith, is seeking $30 MILLION from Larry Flynt Productions after onstage and backstage footage from a concert of his was used in the video "Phat Tuesday."
According to the lawsuit brought by Lil' Jon's attorney MOE GREEN, the Hustler boss acquired promotional footage from another company, which shot a February 2004 "Lil' Jon and the East Side Boyz" concert in New Orleans, La., but the footage wasn't cleared by Smith.
"Phat Tuesday" follows the exploits of five women who go to New Orleans for Mardi Gras and, in between having sex with men and each other, attend a Lil' Jon concert where they have sex with men and each other.
The rapper's likeness is used on the cover of the DVD, which was released in February, along with the tagline, "Featuring Lil' Jon, King of Crunk." Lil' Jon's claims he has been deprived of royalties, revenue and reputation saying at a press conference today, "WHAT?!?! HUNH!!!!!!" The rapper also claims he now can't release his own planned porn DVD, "Lil' Jon and the East Side Boyz: Vivid Vegas Party," because it's too similar to the Hustler project what on account of it featuring women sucking cock and fucking, a premise Jon's attorney is seeking to copyright, right about now.
