CALLING ALL MEXICANS!!! CALLING ALL MEXICANS!!! WITH OR WITHOUT BMX BIKES!!!
"Hello. My name is JENNIFER STEELE and hot on the whorish heels of my highly touted art installation entitled MY ALL MIDGET GANGBANG, I am bringing forth to you...an all-Mexican gangbang!!! Well I guess all-Mexican except for me. Anyways, the movie is slated to shoot in L.A. in mid-August and I'm seeking Mexicans to come give me the hardest pounding of my life. Be they bus boys, gardeners, pool jockeys, arugala pickers, painters, those guys with the little ice cream carts with the bells on them or just the guys with the bags of oranges standing by the freeway offramp. I will fuck them all. Since I've been going to all these conventions, I have to say all the Mexican fans stopping by my booth are so hot I want to throw them down on my table right then and there. And I don't mean Latino. I mean full-blown fucking MEXICANS! With the goddamned sobreros and everything Mexicans! I want names like Hector, Paco, and Angel to be fucking me every which way possible. I want descendants of over-the-border, strawberry pickers and auto-mechanics bending my ass over and calling me Mami while they all violate my various orifices."
Submissions should be sent with photo and contact info to jennifersteele69@hotmail.com. All gangbangers will be tested by AIM HealthCare.
SKULLGAME'S SERIOUS SEX POSITIVE SKANK DISCUSSION--PORN: BOON OR BANE?
YEAH YEAH, BABY. I 100 % PERCENT UNDERSTAND ALL OF WHAT YOU'RE SAYING...
SAN FRANCISCO (SkullGame) -- In a recent tete a tete, SkullGame's pajandrum VINNIE ROSE debated the benefits of heterosexual porn with a sex positive feminist who while willing to debate didn't want to contribute to "the sewer that is SkullGame," by having her name appear in print here; a decision that you can be sure we'll honor, MS. ANN OSMOND.
ANN OSMOND: Yes. I understand the attractions to erotic materials but it seems overridingly negative to me and distorts ideas of what should occur between men and women.
VINNIE ROSE: You're 100 % right. I've felt that for a long time myself.
AO: Really? But you're like Mr. SkullGame!
VR: Baby, I just do that for the money [shut the fuck up...DON'T laugh!!! I'm working here!!!--Editor].
AO: Well anyway [picking up and into a righteously indignant quasi-lesbo rage], I'm just not so sure that pornography is all that good for women.
VR: I'm not so sure that HETEROSEXUALITY is good for women. Knuckled under to the psychic and emotional dictates of men who are half as smart as you and twice as unworthy. It's...it's DISGUSTING.
AO: YES! That's exactly what I've been thinking. What are you doing?
VR: I just hate what we've been driven to do. [rising while clutching crotch.] I hate it so much. So much that I'm going to PUNISH myself via the hated organ that stands between you and me and harmony. Ooooooo....I hate it soooooo much. I'm going to strangle IT!!! No!!! NO!!! I can't!!! But I must!!! LOOK, LOOK, how it's fighting me!!! Help me!!! You grab it too!!! Oh, oh, OHHHHH...look out it!!!! It's going for your FACE!!!! AGGGHHHHHH....Jesus. Fucking Shit. I...I...think we won....Did it spit in your face? The truly last act of a desperately doomed organ. But together we, you and me, womyn and man, have conquered our gender-based biases and emerged stronger. And prouder. And more sleepy and in need of a beer and a sandwich. Which it'd be great if you could get for me on your way out sister!
STRIKING ANOTHER BLOW AGAINST THE MAN!!!
RACE MIXER EVA LONGORIA DISCOVERS A LATE IN LIFE LOVE OF SUMMER SAUSAGE
BEFORE THE BLACK COCK.
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- "Desperate Housewives" star EVA LONGORIA has finally, after much searching high and low, found and confirmed her successful discovery of some Negro cock NOT blocked by KIM CATTRALL, in the form of basketball ace MR. TONY PARKER. The actress hit the gossip pages last month when she was spotted wearing what looked like an engagement ring at the San Antonio Spurs star's NBA finals game against Detroit Pistons, but insisted she wasn't about to become Mrs. Parker.
Joining Parker in China for the Basketball Without Borders charity event, Longoria has, however, confirmed she's dating the sportsman.
She says, "I've been linked to so, so, so, soooooooo many guys...where was I? Oh yeah, so so soooooooo many guys have I been linked with. And, um, now him too!"
AND AFTER THE BLACK COCK.
BRITNEY SPEARS WILL SPREAD HER TWAT ON TV WHILE SQUEEZING OUT HER HORROR CHILD WHO SHE WILL INFLICT ON THE REST OF THE WORLD WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY SCREECHING ABOUT HER GODDAMNED PRIVACY.
"AGGHH....WHERE'S DA DONUTS?!?! AND THE CHOCOLATE-COVERED PICKLES!?!? AND THE SHAME?!?!?"
HERE, THERE & EVERYWHERE (SkullGame) -- Pop slut and homewrecker BRITNEY SPEARS reportedly has agreed to screen the satanic birth of her baby on the next season of "her" "reality" "TV" "show" "Britney and Kevin: Chaotic." In a perversion of all things holy, Spears' bid to beat pop rival and undereducated tit queen JESSICA SIMPSON'S show "Newlyweds," by letting cameras film her cunt, her tragically exploited offspring, and her absent husband, to boost lackluster career ratings.
The baby is due later this year and will be Spears' first spawn and husband LARRY FORTENSKY'S, uh, we mean KEVIN FEDERLINE'S third.
A source told British tabloid the Daily Star, "Cameras won't roll through the most intimate parts, like the conception, leastways not until they break up and she tries to enforce that pre-nup, but there will be scenes included. Mostly of her bleeding gash. But Britney was of two minds about the birth. On the one hand pimping out your kid for a few bucks is pretty shitty. On the other hand if pimping out your kid for a few bucks makes you a few bucks, well is it so wrong?"
PENIS CLOGS PARIS HILTON'S MIND IN ATTEMPTED PALACE COUP. NOT NEWS. JUST A REMINDER.
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT A PENILE PRINCESS IS, OHMIGOD, BUT I'M SOOOOO, GLAD TO BE ONE!!!"
LONDON (SkullGame) -- PARIS HILTON'S dreams of a "royal wedding" in London's St. Paul's Cathedral have been dashed by members of the historic venue, who are still fucking laughing at the fact that she took cock out of her mouth long enough to ask them fucking anything to begin with. The hotel heiress was desperate to marry her fiance PARIS LATSIS at a fucking fairy tale ceremony at St. Paul's Cathedral, the patron saint of Pork. Apparently so desperate that she's written a letter to Prince Charles begging to be allowed to tie the knot there.
She says, "I've always wanted to be a princess on my big day."
But a St. Paul's source insists only members of the royal family may marry there: "Only royalty can marry on the cathedral floor. You can't buy your way in, no matter how rich you are. Or how many man meats you have mouthed."
Hilton's spokesman confirms, "Paris won't be getting married in Britain. She's currently in Greece and it looks like it will happen over there. Greece is an ass lover's paradise and she'll have to adjust but from what we hear, this shouldn't be that big of an adjustment."
WE ARE SAD TO REPORT THAT LT. TODD ATKINS WAS INCARCERATED THIS PAST WEEKEND FOR A VARIETY OF CHARGES. THE HOPE: THAT HE'LL HAVE SMUGGLED OUT HIS NEWEST INSTALLMENT OF HIS LIFE AS A TEACHER OF GREAT TRUTHS BY WEDNESDAY.
