SCIENTISTS MAKE OUT LIKE FUCKING BANDITS WITH ANOTHER BIG BUCK BULLSHIT BOONDOGGLE. SKULLGAME LOOKING TO GET IN ON IT.

FRESH SPARKS flew last month when a study of more than 16,000 people from every inhabited continent found that men everywhere — whether single, married or gay — want more sexual partners than women do.
“This study provides the largest and most comprehensive test yet conducted on whether the sexes differ in the desire for sexual variety,” wrote lead researcher David P. Schmitt, an evolutionary psychologist at Bradley University in Peoria, Ill. “The results are strong and conclusive — the sexes differ, and these differences appear to be universal.”

http://www.msnbc.com/news/946836.asp

LARRY FLYNT PARTED WITH $3500?!?!?

TO THE FRAUD WHO IS TRYING TO RUN FOR GOVERNOR BY POSING AS LARRY FLYNT: Listen. I used to work for Larry Flynt. Larry Flynt was a friend of mine. I knew Larry Flynt and YOU, sir, are NO LARRY FLYNT.

When a skank that looks EXACTLY like Pamela Anderson Lee gives you advice? Fucking TAKE it.

Yes, yes, the wheelchair's the fucking same.
Yes, yes, you ALSO claim to have a magazine and your magazine is also strangely named HUSTLER.

And yes you even claim to have had a movie made about you starring Woody "How High AM I?" Harrelson entitled The People Vs. LARRY FLYNT

HOWEVER the LARRY FLYNT I KNOW would never have parted with the $3500 application fee to run for Governor so until I see some proof I have to assume this man is a fraud and a mountebank and should not be afforded the same amount of serious consideration the kind of which we're presently reserving for Former Professional Bodybuilder Arnold Schwarzenegger.

KOBE SAYS "WOW. I SHOULD HAVE HAD A V8?"

According to a wrongful firing lawsuit filed in June by a former media relations assistant for the Sacramento Kings pro basketball team, star player Doug Christie is not permitted to speak to ANY female other than his wife, for ANY reason. The assistant said she was fired because she innocently passed along a telephone message to Christie in the course of her work, but that when Mrs. Christie found out, she pressured the organization to fire her and reaffirm the Christie family policy. [Sacramento Business Journal, 6-30-03]

In a related side note KOBE BRYANT is resuming his nationwide manhunt for the real fuckers of his insane hotel room skank. More as this story develops.

WAIT JUST ONE FUCKING MINUTE

Mariah Will Box With Ali in 'Sweet Science'
Reports that Mariah Carey will be playing a boxing manager in her next big screen project, "The Sweet Science," turn out to be premature -- and wrong, according to the film's producer, Anthony Esposito.

The multiple Grammy-winning singer will instead be playing a boxer herself -- one who steps into the ring with real-life lady boxing champion Laila Ali, daughter of none other than boxing legend Muhammad Ali.

"Mariah was really keen on playing this role. At first she was going to play the part of the boxing manager Gloria, but she insisted on playing the boxer. She's been taking boxing lessons as part of her training," says Esposito, who is producing the film with Andrea Kreuzhage, through their Leading Pictures production company.

ITALIAN SALVO!!!

Attention: Calling all Progressive White Women

Sticking to the Man

Looks like them Middle Eastern fellas are onto something.

{Excerpt from classified ad}

We are six smarmy looking mustachioed Middle Eastern guys who want to protest John Ashcroft and his illegal “Patriot Act”. We are looking for a progressive political white woman to run a train on. We will not be sticking it to you as much as we are sticking it to “the man”. We will be triple teaming you twice in defense of civil liberties, and stuff. Please help us in this grass roots action. Oh, and by the way, we can also fuck you in the ass to protest the plight of Palestinian refugees…

Isn’t it great that there are still some bitches out there willing to get fucked by a cab full of Middle Eastern guys to “protest” this or that? I don’t know about you, but from this point on, I’m growing a mustache and calling myself Persian.

Oh, and by the way, we can also fuck you in the ass to protest the plight of the Palestinian refugees, and stuff…