OK. We went through this period where we started suspecting that every woman we saw was in fact NOT a real woman. I mean yeah, they had pussies and tits and spoke in high voices and complained about their periods and didn't like The Three Stooges and all of the other shit that marks chickdom but I mean how could you be sure? See, part of the problem was that we used to be friends with a shrink whose job was to counsel pre-op transsexuals. We'd go by her office, she'd let us peek in the files and we'd see all of these hot broads who were sporting cocks. Not chicks with dicks, my friend. Dudes with TITS. So you see it's all in how you look at it. So we started suspecting EVERYONE. We were like the Joseph McCarthy's of fucking. We'd have to go to a chick's house and see baby pictures before we'd believe she wasn't a HE. And things went along like this until a friend asked, "well if it looks like a woman, talks like a woman, fucks like a woman, what difference does it make?"
OK. Mark him down as the Graduate Most Likely to be Caught Fucking a Sheep.
The point was well taken though.
So the question that now arises is, IS Jill Kelly hot?
Yes.
Now, is she a guy?
We have no idea but she IS fucking hot. And yeah, yeah, yeah we've heard all the scuttlebutt about her being "smart too". Haha. We love how they say that. Like there is something inconsistent with fucking for a living and being smart. If we were all so smart we'd have figured out how to fuck for a living, if you ask me, and you didn't but I'm telling you anyhow.
Anyways as soon as we get some of her goddamned videos in here and as soon as we jerk our cocks into submission we'll set about calling her up and doing an interview that in all likelihood will go something like this.
SkullGame: We love your work and it's clear, outside of that, that you're well, pretty "smart too."
Jill Kelly: Why thank you?
SG: Hey, this tape player is not so good….maybe if you did the rest of the interview from my lap?
JK: No.
SG: You're sure.
JK: Positive.
SG: And I guess fucking is out of the question then?
JK: You got that right.
SG: Well what about Tawny Roberts?
JK: Well what about her?
SG: Well she's part of your production company and all, right? Do you think she'd fuck us?
JK: Probably not.
SG: We have big cocks.
JK: No. And if you ask me again I'm gonna call a cop.
SG: Thank you very much.
JK: Idiot.
