Evil Angel

Rating: FOUR "I'll Huff & I'll Puff" BUSTED NUTS

The cover proclaims "the world's puffiest pussy" in reference to JASMINE "I
MAY LOOK CUTE BUT MY COOTIES WILL MAKE YOUR COCK" BYRNE. It's quite a claim to make. In my experience -- lamentable, regrettable experience -- the world's puffiest pussy is more likely attached to a fat chick.

AWWW....ISN'T SHE CUTE? EXACTLY THE KIND OF CUTE GIRL YOU EXPECT TO SEE CATCHING A MOUTHFUL OF HER OWN PISS. NOT ALLOWING FOR OUR OWN PISS, WELL, YEAH, IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THIS.

An obese bitch with a raw, red rash between her legs 'cos her thighs have been rubbing together like two tectonic plates whenever she walks.

Not the likes of JASMINE... who's slim, toned, and probably doesn't have cooties either. She looks hygienic down there; I'm just being grouchy cos... cos... I haven't fucked her myself. Yet. That's fucking why!

Anyway, her cunt does look puffier than most... so I'm cool with the claim. And with a cock buried deep in her ass, well, it sets off the puffiness nicely. Sort of like how a rug can really make a room.

Contrary to the preceding, the undisputed highlight of this DVD is not, in fact, JASMINE'S puffy mound. It's TIFFANY HOLLIDAY -- whose pussy is somewhat bulbous itself -- and who makes my day, or at least my last hour, by pissing in her own mouth.

Bottoms up! -- MR. XTRA

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