Cherry Boxxx

Rating: THREE "You Got To Be Shitting Me" BUSTED NUTS

It stars CHASEY LAIN… and it's called CHASEY LAIN SMOKIN'?!? Anyone who follows the adult film industry would know that this is just too fucking easy. The AVN Awards two years ago were just rampant with whispered rumors of a Chasey Lain OD. “I seen her pulled out on a stretcher” reports our own toothless yahoo ANTNEY MOMO. “She was all hopped up on yum yams and goofballs,” he says. With all that… it's either patently stupid to call any movie with Ms. Lain “SMOKIN’” anything, or if you subscribe to my school of thought, it's completely, mind-twistingly brilliant.

"8-BALL IN THE SIDE NOSTRIL! I MEAN COOCH!! I MEAN, I MEAN LET'S FUCKIN' PARTY!!!!" MS. CHASEY LAIN EXPLAINING THE FINER POINTS OF POCKET POOL

So, upon popping this gem in a jewel case into my DVD player the first thing I was expecting was…you guessed it: Ms. Lain all up on the glass dick, hitting the pipe and any number of euphemisms for smoking crack. Sadly, for me that is, there is none of that to be found. However brilliant that would have been; the boys at Cherry Boxxx decided to forgo the easy joke and focus on the fucking. And when given the choice to laugh or blow a load…you guessed it again. I’m blowing a load. And there are plenty a load to be blown in this fuck flick, 3 to be exact. If you’re a fan of Cherry Boxxx you will definitely be a fan of Cherry Boxxx Elite Edition. And Chasey Lain. And crack smoking. All of those. -- ITALIAN SAL

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