Outback Productions

Rating: FOUR "Me & Mrs., Mrs. Jones" BUSTED NUTS

Nothing better than fucking another man's slut because....Wha? Wha?!? Hol' on, how the fuck do I know she's a slut? Because, of course, if she's someone else's and she's fucking you she is, ergo, a slut and so's don't bust my balls over nomenclature here.

So to continue: Fucking is A-OK. Sluts are A-OK. And therefore, in that special SkullGame arithmetic: fucking sluts is A-OK. Specially when you ain't got to worry about feeding and watering them.

KIM CHAMBERS!!! GODDAMN IT!!! SO NICE WE FUCKED HER TWICE

Now the premise o' this Robert Huntington incorrectly fucking spelled throwback is that photographers capture "evidence" of a, um, hardcore nature in order to uncover ADULTEROUS spouses. But as far as I can see if the adulterous spouses write on their tax form PORN STAR, it sort of takes the mystery out of this ersatz who-the-fuck-done-it-why-it's-that-slut-on-the-fucking-box-case-closed reality show.

But that's NOT why I'm giving this a FOUR. Not this. Or the porn from another era feel. This got a FOUR for one reason and one reason only: KIM CHAMBERS, who I am in love with.

Not like I love OLIVIA, but enough so that when CARLY from PORNBLOGRAPHY says "Kim wants you to come to our weekly weekend volleyball game," I start to break out the Speedo marble bag, the tanning lotion and the cock. She's a heavily mammed adulterous slut like I like my heavily mammed adulterous sluts: sporting more pricks than a cactus. And that being said, I'm off, like a raped date, to jerk my fourth, and final, load to the heavenly visage of the saintly slut named Kim.

Adultery: a dish best served with Kim Chambers and my cock. And a light aperitif.

Bottom's the fuck up! -- VINNIE ROSE

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