Well, it's that time again!!! STAR TIME!!! ARE YOU READY FOR STAR TIME?!?! Are you ready for the sight and spectacle of senior citizens raunching themselves out for a few bucks, a few loads, and a chance to tell their friends and family "I got a few bucks for a few loads. On the chin, no less!" Then say HI to DILDO DONNA. She wants to be in a SKULLGAME flick but prefers we don't use her real name. No prob, DONNA DIETRICH.
HERE IS MY DILDO. GET IT? GET IT?
OH SHIT! TARA REID "ACCIDENTALLY" SHOWS AMERICA HER SURGICALLY RECONSTRUCTED TIT. AND THEN SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY WHEN WE LOOK. JANET JACKSON SAYS "WHAT THE FUCK?"
DRAFTY? WELL YEAH IT IS. NOW THAT YOU, UH, MENTION IT
NEW YORK (SkullGame) -- Actress and Serial Exhibitionist TARA REID was left highly "embarrassed" on Thursday night, when she "accidentally" appeared half naked in front of a sea of photographers for P. DIDDY'S 35th birthday party.
The fake-titted trollop, who has been trying to shed the "party-girl" image of her using heroin like heroin is about to be made illegal, stepped onto the red carpet outside the New York bash and posed for photographers, showing off her black Christian Dior gown. And her big ol' tay tay.
Reid was unaware of her exposure for several seconds and thought the lightning storm of flashblubs were for her and her fantastic work on...well, um. Dawson's Creek? Her publicist, fucking killjoy of the world, tapped her on the shoulder to point out the embarrassing situation. Reid hurriedly pulled up her dress before pleading with members of the press not to publicize the photos.
When the press just laughed, called her a dirty filthy slut and then immediately ignored her when BEYONCE showed up, she bolted away and burst into tears, telling a laughing ITALIAN SAL from SkullGame that she heard a photographer laugh and say, "Look, this is going to be great. She's drunk."
Reid insists she is completely anti-alcohol these days, not wanting to harsh her smack buzz, adding, "I just want people to leave me alone." Reid, 28, later told SkullGame that she's ready to shed her controversial persona and be taken more seriously in Hollywood.
"I am known as this retard. I want to grow up. I don't want to be the drunk girl doing speedballs and sucking off Mexican bus boys anymore. It hurts my feelings when stuff is written about me being drunk. And doing speedballs. And sucking off Joselito and stuff," she sniffed, while we watched her tits.
"Paris [Hilton] seems to move on from situations all the time, why can't I?"
Because you're a talentless piece of human garbage. Welcome to Reality.
LINDSAY LOHAN SO ENRAGED WITH HER DAD THAT SHE NODS OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF NODDING OFF
YOU CANNOT RESIST THE AWFUL PULLING POWER OF MY PROTUBERANCES!!! WATCH THEM!!! LOVE THEM!!!
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- Teenage gypsy, tramp, TV thief and movie star LINDSAY LOHAN has lashed out at her dad for suggesting her "partying" ways led to her recent "hospital' stint for "heroin" "addiction."
The star was diagnosed with a "fever" on the set of her new, suspiciously titled movie, "HERBIE: FULLY LOADED & SMACKED UP," last month and spent a long weekend in the hospital sweating it out. Especially if by IT you mean all of that fine ass Mexican tar. Her estranged father Michael told the media he thought her party lifestyle was to blame for her illness.
Lohan has fired back with a statement that reads: "Let's get some donuts."
SKULLGAME'S POLITICAL COVERAGE CONTINUES WITH ANOTHER ITALIAN SALVO: IF I TOLD YOU ONCE, I TOLD YOU, WELL, ONCE
ALONE AGAIN. NATURALLY.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (SkullGame) -- JOHN KERRY'S drunken Tranny stunt has invariably cost him the election. In an attempt to “loosen up” John Kerry’s alcohol-fueled sojourn into the world of bra and panty wearing has reared up and bit him squarely in his lace-covered ass. Loosing one of the most hotly contested presidential vote in recent history Kerry insiders concede that “the whole tranny thing” may have been a mistake, an error in judgment if you will.
In related news GEORGE BUSH'S gangbang gamble may have in fact pushed him over the edge at the very least and may have realistically given him a popular vote mandate at the most. While most in his neo con core conservative base may have turned their nose at the group sex gamble those closest to the president saw the potential a gangbang could and invariably did give him in the polls. Exit polls across states like Arkansas, the home state of former Democratic President Bill Clinton, showed that what most voters truly cared about was in fact gangbangs in particular, as well as other forms of degrading group sex as a whole.
While Kerry’s drunken Tranny debacle went over great in coastal cities in the traditionally Democratic great golden state of California great swaths of people rejected the stunt. Not so much for the bra and panties but mostly because he was drunk and wearing the bra and panties; a factor that most Californians found disconcerting and reprehensible.
