Evil Angel

Rating: FIVE "Fap, Fap, Fap" BUSTED NUTS

Getting right to business: JOEY SILVERA made a big mistake putting the first scene first because goddamnit I can't fucking watch the DVD without busting a nut in the first 10 minutes everytime I watch this BIG ASS SHE MALE ROAD TRIP. Incidentally, it should be noted that not much of a road trip is to be found here, OUTSIDE OF the fapping trip my dick made. It went like...fap fap fap...all the way from here to fucking over there. Constantly, I tell ya.

VICKI RICHTER: WILL "SHE" TURN YOU ON? OR WILL "SHE" TURN ON YOU?

Because you see, this scene combines my two greatest passions in the world of flesh and sin: Asian chicks and dicks. ASIA LEE is THE HOTTEST dicked chick I've seen in a dicked chick flick so far and it's too bad she got paired up with Mr. "I Look Tough And Eat Penis At The Same Time," but even his distractions didn't and will not ever get in the way of me rocking with my cock out while watching this scene.

Which features what is technically NOT an Asian chick, but why the hell would I get anal about something like THAT when they are, look, look, look...the guy is getting it rammed from behind by the hottest she-male alive for what!?!?

JUST so I can sit here contently jerking my cock?

Why yes, yes indeed. And don't for one second think that I am not taking advantage of this given, because I am. I mean I got the burned skin to prove it. Amazing.

AND two dicked chicks fucking a dickless chick, how cool is that? It's all woman, the entire scene, APART from those two dicks, and only a fool would keep it pantsed while watching it because ARIANA JOLLEE is slaving away giving said dicks the COMPLETE workout. Jesus, a woman sucking woman sausage never looked so saucy.

Sure, sure, the rest of the DVD is fine, but no match for these two scenes. It doesn't get any better I tell ya. A DVD of fapping proportions if only for ASIA LEE and ARIANA JOLLEE. -- THE FLYING DUTCHMAN

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