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10.25.04
THE SKULLGAME RAGING MEAN DRUNK ISSUE WHEREIN WE CELEBRATE THE MODERN STATE OF POLITICS & FIST WORSHIP AS WE THROW OUR SUPPORT BEHIND JOHN BUSH, DICK EDWARDS & THEIR SPERM SUCKING DAUGHTERS

But first from the SkullGame MailBag a letter from our own ENGLISH BOB:

"Just found out my friend who lived with me for 3 years at university hung himself yesterday. Isn't the world a wonderful place? At least I have that tranny film to write about, otherwise it'd all be doom and gloom eh?"

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...AND THE SAD CLOWN OF THE UNIVERSE BIDS YOU ADIEU AS HE SHUFFLES OFF INTO THE ASS CREAMPIE OF THE FUCKING FIRMAMENT



Yes, Bob, it would. In regards to your friend's recent passing we say too bad it wasn't YOU and offer you our sincerest assertions that the world is a better place without him. Or you. CHEERS!


Hey. Hey, boy. Hey. We was just a'funning you...stop crying. C'mon. OK, look, you only hafta review five tranny videos this month. There now. Feel better? Good.

Faggot.



KERRY ALLEGES BUSH IN BOTTOM BOY GAY SCANDAL

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BUSH IN THE STREETS, FEMME IN THE SHEETS, PICTURED HERE, WITH A RESIGNED ALAN GREENSPAN

WASHINGTON, D.C. (SkullGame) -- In a move likely to shock even the hardest core of Washington insiders, presidential nominee JOHN KERRY in a recently held press conference alleges definitive proof of multiple homosexual liaisons between President George W. Bush and an as-of-yet unnamed male/males.

"I don't know if it's a fraternity stunt from 30 years ago or what," said Kerry to a collected crowd of cheering septuginarians. "And if it IS a stunt for a fraternity, I'd like to know exactly how they figure semen drinking into their charter."

"But that's not really the point. The point is I need YOUR vote on November 2. JOHN KERRY: NOT a MALE PROSTITUTE in college. Thank you America."




"I'M JUST ASKING: IS JOHN KERRY OR IS JOHN KERRY NOT A NIGRA LOVER?" AN ANGRY BUSH FIRES BACK

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"I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION PICTURES OF HIM WITH HIS NIGRA ARMY!!!" SAID A CLEARLY AGITATED BUSH


FT. LAUDERDALE (SkullGame) -- President Bush, in angry retaliation for the whole gay bit, hit his gangly opponent on a topic where it might hurt the most south of the Mason-Dixon line: Nigger Loving.

"Now I'm not saying he is and I'm not saying he ain't a Nigra Lover," said the leader of the Free World. "I'm just saying that he IS photographed with more Nigras than any self-respecting white man should be. I mean you seen Colin Powell lately? My point exactly."

Trent Lott was later heard to have remarked that CONDELEEZA RICE didn't count what because of her being "a lesbo and all."



FIRST DAUGHTERS: A STUDY IN SLUTTISH CONTRASTS

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JENNA BUSH

She's a drunken slut. Oh sure, they cleaned her up for TV. But she is sure enough a fucking 40 chugging tugboat of a bitch.

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WOO HOO...I'SE DA PRE-SO-DENT'S DOTER

But the lingering question is regarding her character: is she the type of ho who will slip the meth into her cooch when the cops come around? Or is she just all of a sudden like "oo, oo, I'm the President's daughter...and this fucking meatball MADE me take all that meth. And those cocks. And that beer."?



THE KERRY COOZE CONNECTION

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ALEXANDRA & VANESSA: WILL THEY FUCK FOR A DINNER? THAT THEY PAY FOR? HMMM....


Sure they're tall, cool drinks of water with possibly, very possibly, pear shape tendencies and you got the one that's got you wondering if the carpet matches the drapes what with all that blonde hair and then there's that whole "secretary in running shoes" thing they got going but we at SKULLGAME break it down thusly:

Their Dad is a Democrat. No Democrat tried to snatch away our God-given right to enjoy as much porn as we see fit. Translation: these broads fuck like race horses.

Case fucking closed.


 


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