Evil Angel

Rating: 3.8 "Euro Ass Whores Rock!" BUSTED NUTS

Folks over at THE EVIL EMPIRE sure as fuck gotta clue as to what needs to be done when making a major motion picture designed expressly for luring copious amounts of semen out my stingy and witholding cock. I mean off the top of my head I can't think of one fucking thing they've ever done that totally sucks. With the possible exception of their stunning failures to include any of the SKULLGAME staff in their fuck flix. Outside of that? No.

ANASTASIA CHRIST. NO RELATION.

So, needless to say, when I got this flick in the mail it was like a little unexpected treat. You know, the kind of treat like finding coke caked to your credit card after a hard night of caking coke to your credit card.

But every broad in this flick is a real piece of top-notch, top-draft-pick fuck meat. Like a Real Doll but without all of the wearisome clean up time afterward.

Complete with naked bitches playing violin and riding horses, Rocco attempts to bring a whole new kind of class to the genre of sucking dicks and getting holes poled and punished.

Yet strangely, somehow, all of this is lost and forgotten in the barrage of Euro slut cum gurgling, asshole stretching and the oceans of lotion splashing from my pipe.

Go ahead and pick this shit up. -- HABIB

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