But first this SHOCKING development....
GOVERNMENT FINES TT BOY $60GRRRR: BOY VOWS "THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE."
LEASTWAYS NOT 'TIL I FINISH UP HERE...
SAN FERNANDO VALLEY (SkullGame) -- California officials fined two adult film companies more than $30,000 each for allowing actors to fuck and suck and fucking suck without using condoms, the first time the state has taken such a pro-active action aimed at acting pro-actively.
The fines against Evasive Angles and TTB Productions follow an investigation into a complaint filed by a porn industry worker, also known in industry parlance as "a skank ho." The companies have 15 days to appeal the decision Wednesday by the state Division of Occupational Health and Safety and Ball Busting.
Susan Gard, agency spokeswoman, said the companies violated California law when actors fucked and sucked and fucking sucked without using condoms. She said state law requires employers to protect workers, or skank hos, who are exposed to blood or bodily fluids on the job by having them carry guns, chew their food carefully and not run with scissors.
"Any bodily fluid that is from the body and is a fluid is considered infectious," she said. "That means barrier equipment, be it a sneeze guard, a tall fence or duct tape, must be used."
Four actors were diagnosed earlier this year with HIV, prompting state officials to say they would investigate whether state laws were being followed. Officials at Evasive Angles and TTB Productions when reached for comment said "Whether we're filming ASIAN STREET HOOKERS, or BLACK STREET HOOKERS, or even HOOKER STREET HOOKERS, we adhere to the highest practically practiced safety measures," said Boy. "Knives, razors, icepicks, and for our male stars, car antennas."
FREAKY ASS HO OFFERS TO BACK THE FUCK OFF IF MINI ME COPS A PLEA
BY Cornholio Robinson III
ACCORDING TO BUSHWICK MOTHERFUCKING BILL, HE MIGHT BE SMALL BUT HIS NUTS ARE BIG WHICH, FOR THE PICTURED SLUT, IS APPARENTLY NOT ENOUGH
Model and Ho GENEVIEVE GOWMAN has offered to drop her outmotherfuckingrageous financial claims against my man, Mini-Me actor VERNE TROYER if the pint-sized "Austin Powers" star fesses they were once man and ho.
Troyer insists he was never officially married to the busty bitch, but she's adamant that she was legally Mrs. Troyer for one fevered midget fucking month last year.
The odd couple have been tied up in a legal battle for much of 2004, but now Gowman insists she'll back down with her divorce settlement plans if her ex agrees to pay her legal bills and confirm they were wed.
Which if you think about it is very much like saying "look I won't make you pay me as long as you pay me."
Sheeiiittt.
NEWFLASH: SQUIRTING, PISSING, MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO DIFFERENCE TO US
THE NEW FILMIC PHENOMENA OF SHIT SPLASHING OUT OF THE QUIM HAS TAKEN TINSELTOWN BY STORM....
SQUIRTWOMAN 2:
SQUIRTING & A'FLIRTIN'
"It's simply fucking nauseating!!!
AND IN THE "YEAH. SURE. RIGHT" COLUMN: TOM CRUISE WANTS MORE CHILDREN
BOX, CLOSET, WHATEVER.
HOLLYWOOD (SkullGame) -- NON-GAY movie superstar and HETEROSEXUAL Tom Cruise has two adopted children and he hopes to have more one day. In a disturbingly MICHAEL JACKSON-ESQUE way.
The star has Isabella, 12, and Conor, 9, with ex-"wife" NICOLE KIDMAN, but he would like them to have another brother or sister if he can find the right beard to have a baby with.
He explains, "I might meet a woman. I mean it's possible, you know. And we'll sit down and talk about it and see. I mean, I am going to meet a woman. For sure. A woman. Yup. A woman. Because I am a HETEROSEXUAL.
"I do plan on getting married again. To a woman. I mean really enjoy relationships with women. And I just really want to find a woman who shares my love for women. Wait. That would make her GAY. And annyyyybboodddyyy who knows me, knows I ain't got nothing to do with that NON-HETEROSEXUAL stuff. Nope. Not me."
Cruise split from actress Penelope Cruz earlier this year and "stunned" the world in early 2001 when he announced his 10-year-old marriage to Kidman was over.
ASSHOLE KUTCHER'S RESTAURANT ROBBED TWICE
AND HIS CAREER? APPARENTLY THE ROBBERY IS IN PROGRESS...
HOLLYWOOD (SkullGame) -- Hollywood hunk Ashton Kutcher's exclusive Los Angeles restaurant, Dolce, was robbed twice over the Labor Day weekend by unknown Negro assailant named CORNHOLIO.
The star, 26, co-owns the eatery with his co-stars from TV sitcom "That '70s Show" -- Wilmer Valderrama and Danny Masterson, as well as 17 other investors who don't know nothing about nothing but want their fucking money.
He is devastated the venue was robbed of money and checks from a safe on September 4, and again on September 6, when cash and numerous bottles of expensive wine were taken, amidst plans to step-up security.
Kutcher has also invested in new West Hollywood eatery Geisha House with Valderrama, Masterson and actresses Tori Spelling, Tara Reid and Laura Prepon, which is set to open in November and bound to be an absolutely stunning failure.
