Big Top Video

Rating: FOUR "Aghhh....Her Krakatoa!!!" BUSTED NUTS

WILD BILL's got me. I admit I was slow to come around what with having taste and all.

"HER KIDS WILL NEVER GO HUNGRY." KIDS?!?! HER FUCKING ENTIRE VILLAGE WILL NEVER GO HUNGRY!!!

But that was months ago that I dove deep, deep, deep into the capacious bosom of Big Top video and since then, since that hallucinatory ride into explosive mammary action on a budget that would be doing shoestrings a disservice to call them shoestring, I have come around.

This flick is not only genius. It's jerk off genius.

By which such I means that I got my cock out and went to town on this threadbare of all threadbare concepts: colossal cupped TWIN VOLCANOES is out and about, and we really mean OUT and ABOUT, on fucking BOOB ISLAND. Forget that BOOB ISLAND is really just the same ol' living room you saw in HUGE LADIES #3, also known as WILD BILL's living room. Also known as a couch against a wall in a trailer.

Forget about that.

It'll be easy. It'll be easy because TWIN has got her chest-mounted midgets working and they're working on YOU, goddamn it. Or at least me.

So yeah, I dug this movie.

And I am ashamed of the things that I've done. I am ashamed of the person I am.

But HOT DAMN, she gots some big ass tay tays. -- VINNIE ROSE

Buy it NOW!