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Rating: TWO "Lightly, Battered" BUSTED NUTS

With this title, you know that either they can't, or won't be able to, deliver. Which is a yawn. OR they will deliver, which THE ARGENTINE does not find arousing, and so therefore it'll still be a yawn.

MGHHE. GYHE. AHHM. AHAHAHA!!!

Now that we know that there's no way this one can win, it should be said that there IS some nice work here but our actress just doesn't convince. You get the subtext pretty quickly. An alt couple digging a young and wild vibe that they can titter about in their fat middle age while drinking rum drinks at Trader Vic's.

You know how I hate to be vulgar, dear reader, but fuck that.

Try this on, Bob. Girl walks through door. Girl doesn't take her clothes off fast enough for her itchy trigger finger sex beast. He shakes his head sadly and tells girl to expect repercussions. Girl gets all "Oh, no! I didn't mean to be a bad girl!" only she fucking means it because she knows what's next and the punishment begins.

Then give us plenty of appropriately administered admonishments dealt out to a chorus of whimpers and tears.

Why do I always have to point this shit out to you people? Where the fuck is my paycheck? -- THE ARGENTINE

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