Evil Angel

Rating: THREE "Don't Bore Us, Get To The Chorus" BUSTED NUTS

A single sperm falling on a woman's face is imperceptible to the naked human eye. And for any number of single sperm (n), n x 0 = 0. But a finite number of
sperm falling on her face, or in other words a multiplication of these zero scores, is a discernible finite sight. Thus a perceptible quantity is created from enough cases of nothing.

MAN. GINA BLUE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEEN SUCKING THAT COCK FOR, LIKE, EVER.

This's what I'll call the Cumshot Paradox. It's my derivation of ZENO'S Paradoxes. And just between you, me, and MEL BROOKS, I believe it's authentic gibberish.

So why ponder this crap in the first fucking place?

Here's why: The two- or three-hour fuck flick makes a whole load of sense (and loads) when there's a new bitch getting banged every 20 minutes or so. But when you got a movie of that length and there's only four scenes, well, shit. Might as well get a cup of tea and have a think about ZENO, as well as a wank.

And there IS plenty to wank to here. Such as LUSSI'S anal hammering and the
general climate of ass-to-mouth debauchery. Plus I'll always give props to
ROCCO. His early movies taught me things -- good, I'll-have-to-try-that things -- about women and their buttholes.

Most appealing butthole in this grunt-a-thon is attached to GINA. Not GERSHON, but GINA BLUE. Your basic blonde Euro-whore who gets butt-bashed in the bonus footage. Which could largely explain why they call it BONUS. -- MR. XTRA

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