Madness Pictures

Rating: FOUR "Making Ass Blastery As Good As It Sounds" BUSTED NUTS

Yeah!

This is that SYLVESTER STALLONE movie. The one about the Formula 1 Race car driver, you know, the one that doesn't suck. Well, that doesn't suck a lot.

Oh yeah, let me just kick back for some nitrous burning, gear-crunching action.

Wait a minute. There is an ass on the screen that's not Sly.

Hold on, that's MOLLY RINGWALD.

LOOK AT OUR LITTLE GIRL MOLLY. ALL GROWED UP AND UNREGENERATELY SLUTTY

No, no that CAN'T be Molly Ringwald. I seen Sixteen Candles and this bitch looks like she is about to service Sixteen Inches.

Yup, I know who that is now. That’s America’s girl next door, PASON. God I love that title, girl next door. If that red-headed bitch lived next door to me...

...I'D BE IN JAIL NOW

But I digress. Madness Pictures brings a little something, something to the table with ASS DRIVEN VOLUME 1. While it's not the Sylvester Stallone movie DRIVEN that I was expecting, there is certainly at least as much sucking in ASS DRIVEN.

But batting second is VICTORIA SIN. This little must-see slob is fine as all get out. Black hair, black boots and a black-studded belt. You will be all to willing to forget the fact that she is doing a scene with that toe-sucking faggot TONY TEDESCHI.

The rest of the line-up is just as stellar as the first two slobs: you got MASON STORM, HALEY and MICHELLE B. rounding out the ol' pentagon of poon. Gentleman, start your engines. -- ITALIAN SAL

Buy it NOW!