Sin City Teen

Rating: FOUR "Ching Chong Ch-Ch-Ch-Chong" BUSTED NUTS

Harking back to the old days when porn had a storyline, this movie is part throwback, part gonzo with enough story to hold the movie together and enough fine-ass bitches fucking that you ain't bored with the mise en scene and are almost too eager to gladly squeeze a second or third one out to whatever scene, whichever slut comes next.

These are the virtues of the extended work week.

KIANNA DIOR GETS OUT OF JIZ CLASS EARLY

Filmed at what is supposed to be an all-girl's school, these bitches suck and fuck like girls that have actually BEEN to an all-girl's school. And after suck, suck, sucking their ways to 3.5 GPAs, cumulative that is, and being that there are FIVE girls it works out to about .7 each, it's clear that this is the world's BEST GODDAMNED SCHOOL EVER!!!

Anyhow, with some of these broads looking and sounding like they just stepped out of a Bangkok brothel you better believe you're going to rub your shit raw the minute you put this little taste heaven in your DVD player. Or your pants. Or whatever. Heyy...different strokes.

Did I like it?

You best believe it. Get out your lotion and your paper towels and strap in because its going to be a long and bumpy ride and along for the ride will be MIKA TAN, Roxy Jezel, EVA ANGELINA, Bamboo and KIANNA DIOR. (No relation to Christian).--ITALIAN SAL

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