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05.03.04
WHAT WE DID THIS WEEKEND; PLUS, SKULLGAME'S HOLLYWOOD CONFIDENTIAL: HEIDI "HO" FLEISS SUES SLAPPY SIZEMORE, PORN STAR ACHIEVER HUGH JACKMAN, AND SEX CHANGE TURNS MATRIX INTO MISTRIX

WHAT WE DID THIS FUCKING WEEKEND: A SKULLGAME ROUND UP

VINNIE ROSE...as mandated by the fucking courts for a variety of various convictions:

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Just say no to drugs, kids, specifically, crack, coke, crank, E, K, acid, uppers, downers, and heroin, and join in on the SKULLGAME Exchange Program, DRUGS FOR CASH, where we make the streets safe again for you, the goddamned youth of America. Now how about blowing me?



ITALIAN SAL

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HER...IN THE ASS



STEELY ROB

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WENT TO A WHITE SUPREMACY RALLY JUST TO, UM, CHECK OUT THE MUSIC AND PICK UP CHICKS. THERE WAS VERY LITTLE OF EITHER IN ATTENDANCE. IN FACT ONLY THE PICTURED TWO DUDES SHOWED UP. THEY LATER SPOKE TO ME ABOUT TAKING A SAUNA TOGETHER. I DECLINED THEIR INVITATION.



HABIB

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DON'T ASK...JUST DON'T FUCKING ASK.



GAY EXPERT ANIMAL THUG

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OH NOTHING...WHY DO YOU ASK? YOU BIG SILLY.



ANTENNA-WIELDING HEIDI "HO" FLEISS SUES SLAPMASTER SIZEMORE

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"I'M GOING TO JILLIONAIRE LAND!!!" SAYS A SORROWFULLY OUT OF TOUCH SKAG


LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- Former Hollywood ho runner, chatting snag of beef jerky, and near celebrity skank HEIDI FLEISS is crying poverty and suing her ex, actor TOM "SLAPPY" SIZEMORE, for love taps a bit too firmly applied.

Fleiss, whose sodden life story was featured in the leaden TV biopic "Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss," filed a lawsuit on Wednesday to establish beyond a shadow of a doubt that her Fall portion is far from complete, as she scratches after the last few remaining shreds of income bearing media mongering.

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CARRY THE TWO AND ADD THE 700 AND YOU HAVE? YUP...A JILLION.

Claiming the "Black Hawk Down" actor "beat" her at the house they "shared" and destroyed or gave away items belonging to her, including her glass menagerie, hummel dolls, Patrick Nagel prints and furniture, Fleiss is suing for "a million jillion dollars."



HUGH JACKMAN'S PORN PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE

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JACKMAN PHOTOGRAPHED HERE WITH DIRECTOR HUGH G. RECTION

HOLLYWOOD (SkullGame) -- "X-Men" hunk Hugh Jackman experienced an unconventional introduction to the movie industry -- he starred in porn films.
The Australian screen star -- who's poised to storm global box offices in new movie "Van Helsing" and performed under the name HUGE JACK MAN -- refuses to regret his past in the adult industry, because actors need to grab whatever opportunities they're offered when starting out.

"That was my early career. I did a couple of porn movies. We all start somewhere. I started with BATHROOM BOYS and moved on to HOT COPS and then finally the whole CHOCOLATE PACKERS series. I'm working on another one next month. JAILHOUSE COCK. What's the goddamned big deal?"



DUDE, WHERE'S MY COCK?

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THE SOON TO BE COCKLESS WACHOWSKI WITH A SOON TO BE DISAPPOINTED BROAD

MELBOURNE (SkullGame) -- "Matrix" moviemaker Larry Wachowski is reportedly planning a sex change operation, so he can start a new life as Linda.

The 37-year-old's secret life was revealed when his wife of nine years, Thea Bloom, divorced him last year, claiming he is a transvestite who had an affair with a dominatrix porn star called Karin Winslow. Now, according to British newspaper the Daily Star, Wachowski is preparing to take the final steps on his quest to become a woman.

SKULLGAME suspects KEANU REEVES' momofying influence.




 


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