Alexandros

Rating: FIVE I Shoulda Wore a Rubber or a Fake Name BUSTED NUTS For All the Wrong Reasons

What could be worse than Pregnant Sex Parties #1?

Well, obviously the sequel, I mean this is not Star Wars and that damned sure ain't The Empire Strikes Back.

But with that, you HAVE to buy this movie. It’s that fucking bad. Laughable bad. And the girls in this? Well, evidently, nasty whores get pregnant too. Listen, I know about the inherent beauty in a woman with child. I know this. I also know that no one needs to see the ankles and the swollen feet on these two heifers. So, again: BUY THIS MOVIE!

You want to see the panicked look on the poor slobs that had to fuck these cows? BUY THIS MOVIE! You want to see the stink of desperation while these guys try as hard as they can to get some semblance of wood? BUY THIS MOVIE! If you are depressed this movie will make your life look that much better, because as bad as your life is, you don’t have to fuck these pigs. BUY THIS MOVIE!

If anything ever deserved a 5 for all the wrong reasons this movie does. It will make you laugh, it will make you cry, it will make you get a vasectomy. BUY THIS MOVIE!--ITALIAN SAL

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